You know what grinds my gears.......

[sand_man]

Fuck me sideways
Go drop a turd on his bed
And then kick him out

You don't think he would leave on his own accord if he found a turd on his bed?

 

[satanboy]

You don't think he would leave on his own accord if he found a turd on his bed?

Don't turds like hanging out?

 

[Lara]

You don't think he would leave on his own accord if he found a turd on his bed?

No. If he can live with ash all over the place he wouldn't mind.

 

[Seldom Bucket]

No. If he can live with ash all over the place he wouldn't mind.

Place already smells like old beer farts

 

[BloodrayneZA]

What a fucking pig.

Well thank you for that, he thinks it’s ok and tells me to calm down and don’t panic. Like wtf, he ain’t got any manners to start with.

 

[BloodrayneZA]

You don't think he would leave on his own accord if he found a turd on his bed?

Lol he’ll put it in my bed

 

[Papa Smurf]

Lol he’ll put it in my bed

Is he an alcoholic like me?
If so crap inside his pillow slip when he has passed out.
He won't know it was you

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Is he an alcoholic like me?
If so crap inside his pillow slip when he has passed out.
He won't know it was you

Lol he will as it’s only two of us in the house

 

[Rudolph Hart]

What is an "office"?

Last year it was a bedroom. This year it’s an office.

 

[Papa Smurf]

Lol he will as it’s only two of us in the house

Why would he suspect you? He is the one that passed out

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Why would he suspect you? He is the one that passed out

He doesn’t remember much when he’s had a few too many. Pubs are closed here so I’ll wait til they’re open again

 

[Y2K]

Well thank you for that, he thinks it’s ok and tells me to calm down and don’t panic. Like wtf, he ain’t got any manners to start with.

That's why I said you should work on an exit strategy. I know it's not easy but you need to make a move eventually otherwise complaining about it is pointless.

 

[BloodrayneZA]

That's why I said you should work on an exit strategy.

Yeah I know

 

[satanboy]

Wait until he is out for a day....pack up and leave. Get a new cellphone number.

empty the wheelie bin inside the house before you leave

invite a sheep in

 

[Tribs]

@BloodrayneZA I would find a new place to stay

 

[Seldom Bucket]

@BloodrayneZA I would find a new place to stay

Easier said than done, especially now

 

[satanboy]

Easier said than done, especially now

If you are not very picky, it can be easy.

Around us there are open flats galore (some for months now). I know she doesn't live here.

 

[Tribs]

Tons of places here. Friend just moved up from PE last week - found a place in 4 days

 

[Papa Smurf]

All the kak places have tons of places open.
You lot can stay there thank you
I live lekker at the sea
oh wait, cant go there anymore
nevermind

 

[Grouter]

If you are not very picky, it can be easy.

Around us there are open flats galore (some for months now). I know she doesn't live here.

But I think @BloodrayneZA is in the UK, n'est-ce pas?