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Venomous

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LoL,

I would never survive on sexy time only once or twice a year.

It should be part of your regular diet - so to speak.

By 3 days I'm quite happy to demand and to take what I want. Or he risks me being very disgruntled. By that point self stimulation will just leave me wanting more and also very frustrated.

I know Sinbad and his wife have an end goal with a country move and all that.
I doubt I would make it that long. Phone/video calling sex can only prove stimulating to a certain point and then no more.
If it were me, when we can see eachother again, I'd jump his bones so well and repeatedly that by the next day we'd both be so sore that it would take a week to recover.
Not picking on you mr'Bad, merely my opinion. It's an achievement for you both in the long term.
Is it Friday yet?!?
 
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Sinbad

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Venomous said:
LoL,

I would never survive on sexy time only once or twice a year.

It should be part of your regular diet - so to speak.

By 3 days I'm quite happy to demand and to take what I want. Or he risks me being very disgruntled. By that point self stimulation will just leave me wanting more and also very frustrated.

I know Sinbad and his wife have an end goal with a country move and all that.
I doubt I would make it that long. Phone/video calling sex can only prove stimulating to a certain point and then no more.
If it were me, when we can see eachother again, I'd jump his bones so well and repeatedly that by the next day we'd both be so sore that it would take a week to recover.
Not picking on you mr'Bad, merely my opinion. It's an achievement for you both in the long term.
Is it Friday yet?!?
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I won't lie, it's been tough. Especially on her, she's a bit like you ....

Yeah I probably won't be online tomorrow :D
 
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Venomous

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Sinbad said:
I won't lie, it's been tough. Especially on her, she's a bit like you ....

Yeah I probably won't be online tomorrow :D
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Tell her I say hi and I trust she'll enjoy :D 🤗
I'm sure you will :ROFLMAO:


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On a further note, I'll tell you to fuck off if you're on here after you fetch mrs'Bad!
 
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dabean

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Venomous said:
:ROFLMAO:
He hated me calling him dj periods
Hehehe :p

I have no issue having different opinions around
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He lost his shit at me once, over The Mentalist of all things.

I can't even remember what my throw-away opinion was, but I remember him taking it very seriously.

I was just a bit stunned and left it there.
 
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dabean said:
He lost his shit at me once, over The Mentalist of all things.

I can't even remember what my throw-away opinion was, but I remember him taking it very seriously.

I was just a bit stunned and left it there.
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I'd just tell him to shove his periods up his nought.
And then ignore his ranting.
 
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So there's another drink I wanna try out. Goes a little somethin like this;

1. Take a 2L bottle ( or 1.5L, whatever )
2. Fill with 1 bottle vodka
3. Add 2 tins of condensed milk
4. Shake vigorously until dissolved and milky

Taste great apparently and also takes your legs away
 
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