The Chat Room

scudsucker

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 16, 2020
Messages
1,542
Spam of the day, via whatsap. Got blocked very, very quickly... by the spammer

[12/21, 10:10] +27 73 719 5784: Good Morning! How are you today? Can we chat here for a while please?
[12/21, 10:11] Me: Who are you?
[12/21, 11:57] +27 73 719 5784: Thank you for your reply.
This is Ms. Mary Sophie from JL Digital Hub...Johannesburg
[12/21, 11:57] +27 73 719 5784: I would like to inform you that our company is running an interesting campaign which will boost your daily income and doesn't affect your time.suitable for both employed and uneployed people. May I give u the details?
[12/21, 11:59] Me: Unfortunately proper grammar and spelling is somewhat more important to me than your shit offer.

Go fuck yourself
[12/21, 12:06] +27 73 719 5784: You are insane.
[12/21, 12:07] +27 73 719 5784: Pretender and fake ass
[12/21, 12:07] +27 73 719 5784: dead beart.. talking about proper yet using the F word
[12/21, 13:13] Me: Also, in terms of section 45b of the South African Electronic Communications & Transactions Act, I'd advice you to change your job.

10 years in Pollsmor won't be fun, Mary.
[12/21, 14:04] Me: If you even named "Mary". Go fucking bother someone else you fucking poes.

Perhaps someone with less experience with the law? Jou ouma se fis poes.
[12/21, 14:05] Me: I can keep this up all day and night you motherfucker
[12/21, 14:06] Me: I have nothing else to do but insult you, fuckface
[12/21, 14:10] Me: This may not be true. I do have an image or two to share. Let's go:

Followed by a nice healthy refreshing pic of Tubgirl.

Apparently spammers are not into late 90s shock porn.

If "she" replies "she" is getting cake farts or lemon party. Rotten.com's "fuck of the month" is also a contender.
 
Last edited:

scudsucker

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 16, 2020
Messages
1,542
I mean, don't fuck with someone who has seen gay dinosaur porn*. The 90s were not for prudes, and I have a long memory of some fucked up things

* cgi of a gentleman having a pleasant exchange of body fluid into Tyrannosaurus cloaca. Nothing weird there. There is also a video online with three gentlemen dressed as pterodactyls waving their wings in a pathetic way while getting blowjobs from three kneeling women. I could go on about the weird shit I have seen but that's probably enough for one day.
 

biometrics

Well-Known Member
Joined
Oct 17, 2019
Messages
20,358
Spam of the day, via whatsap. Got blocked very, very quickly... by the spammer



Followed by a nice healthy refreshing pic of Tubgirl.

Apparently spammers are not into late 90s shock porn.

If "she" replies "she" is getting cake farts or lemon party.
We should all contact Mary with interesting offers…
 

Arzy

Well-Known Member
Joined
Apr 10, 2020
Messages
678
I'm down to about 150kwh eskom usage per month now, bill is about R500 and then an eskom R600 access fee on top of that.

I should be able to get that 150kwh down dramatically by adding another battery but I've got other items to spend on first.

The Eskom access fee I need to clarify but I think if I switch to prepaid that should fall away.
 

Johnatan56

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 22, 2020
Messages
1,532
Location
Vienna
View attachment 39338
SA is also bottom right
South Africa is technically also the bottom right. Last time I was in Switzerland was a little annoying as some outlets were new and old mixed, and new one you're not allowed to have non-recessed, the older ones you can plug in a Schuko (german one) one if you push it, just no earth.
I'm down to about 150kwh eskom usage per month now, bill is about R500 and then an eskom R600 access fee on top of that.

I should be able to get that 150kwh down dramatically by adding another battery but I've got other items to spend on first.

The Eskom access fee I need to clarify but I think if I switch to prepaid that should fall away.
You'll still be charged on it for prepaid I would guess? Just taken off the units you buy.
I would expect that they'd soon try and force it via rates instead country-wide.
 

satanboy

Well-Known Member
Joined
Mar 4, 2020
Messages
20,505
Location
Batcave
1703237627009.png
1703237641996.png
23h45: A short while back a fire broke out on Glencairn express way in Fishhoek. Teams are still battling the fire at Castle Rock. Additional resources have been pulled. We are now battling two large scale fires.
A code red has been issued and the residents of Stonehaven Estate have been evacuated as a precautionary measure.
00h30: Disaster Risk Management is assisting with evacuations where needed. Over 20 fire engines have been despatched, along with 9 water tankers, additional resources are on the way.
Chief Fire Officer Manuel along with senior staff have headed up an emergency JOC at the Simonstown fire station, along with relevant roleplayers.
02h00: Areas of Scarborough have been evacuated. Although helicopters water-bombed the entire day as the fire chased through the mountains within the TMNP, strong evening winds caused the fire race across different paths. This separate to the blaze that began on Glencairn Express way.
In order to beat this defiant fire, senior staff are using wind predictions over the next few hours and are going to attempt to cut it off in the late hours of the morning. Our drones have been deployed to map out the vegetation path and to strategize the best location to intercept the path of the fire.
All resources, including firefighters off duty, have been called up, along with additional fire engines and tankers. Western Cape Disaster Management has arranged additional support from fire stations of the West Coast, Stellenbosch and Overberg. All choppers will be ready to deploy at first light, along with the Defense Force sending in additional choppers, along with another Oryx flying in from Bloemfontein.
Our fire service and local Disaster Risk Management will attempt to hold the line and defend properties along its predicted path as we allow it to run over the terrain and between the mountains.
Come morning light and we will see the biggest coordinated attack on a fire line that our City has ever witnessed.
04h00: Drone monitoring does the fire line has crept above the peaks of Misty Cliffs, crews are standing by as a precautionary measure but we predict that choppers should be cleared to take off within about an hour. Water-bombing can then commence and this fire path may then be cut off
04h30: Glencairn Express Way fire still burning, crews standing by if fire should spread, ready to act if fire line drops lower or if it should jump
04h40: Drones have picked up a fire in the valley bordering Glencairn Express Way, out of view from the road, creeping up the peak. Concern if it reaches the top as the wind turns as forecast, the fire could be carried across and race down towards the suburb of Fishhoek. Choppers are standing ready and will take off as soon as clearance is received, and urgent bombing will be focused on this fire path.
 

BloodrayneZA

Well-Known Member
Joined
May 2, 2020
Messages
2,822
Location
Helheim
Spam of the day, via whatsap. Got blocked very, very quickly... by the spammer



Followed by a nice healthy refreshing pic of Tubgirl.

Apparently spammers are not into late 90s shock porn.

If "she" replies "she" is getting cake farts or lemon party. Rotten.com's "fuck of the month" is also a contender.
OMG I had a good laugh over this.
 
Top