Post your "Shower Thought" of the Day

[Textile Guy]

Isnt it strange that we have one hand thats keen to jump in and do all the work, while the other is lazy as fuck ??

 

[satanboy]

Isnt it strange that we have one hand thats keen to jump in and do all the work, while the other is lazy as fuck ??

It's our stupid brain, not the damn hand.

 

[Tribs]

Some of us have visual minds. Do take care on what imagery you give us to view. It makes the day incredibly challenging.

 

[satanboy]

 

[spiderz]

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... and drive a mini!

 

[Dave]

... and "drive" a mini!

 

[Jings]

Haven't heard any complaints of dry and chapped lips this winter. Guess it's the face masks keeping lips moist and supple. Thank goodness for that as masks and lip-ice don't go hand in hand.

 

[biometrics]

Haven't heard any complaints of dry and chapped lips this winter. Guess it's the face masks keeping lips moist and supple. Thank goodness for that as masks and lip-ice don't go hand in hand.

People wear face masks where you are? They're not here.

 

[Jings]

People wear face masks where you are? They're not here.

It's ok right, your winters are wet? No need for protect your lips from the elements. :whistling:

 

[biometrics]

It's ok right, your winters are wet? No need for protect your lips from the elements. :whistling:

Winter here is dry. Wet doesn't equal humidity. I get eczema in winter here for example the past five years (dry skin).

 

[Jings]

Winter here is dry. Wet doesn't equal humidity. I get eczema in winter here for example the past five years (dry skin).

In that case a new catch phrase - wear your mask, save the lip-ice.

 

[Y2K]

Do you wipe your arse sitting down or standing up?

 

[Tribs]

Do you shit sitting down or standing up?

Why would anyone do it standing up ?

 

[biometrics]

Do you wipe your arse sitting down or standing up?

Huh?!

 

[Y2K]

Why would anyone do it standing up ?

*Disappears into shadows

 

[spiderz]

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Hey that one has less rust than mine!!

 

[Jings]

Has anyone calmed down after being asked to calm down?

 

[Sinbad]

Ohhhh, THOUGHT... sorry

 

[LD50]

I hate these little white sponges you get in medicine bottles. They're always in the way when you want to get a tablet out

 

[biometrics]

I hate these little white sponges you get in medicine bottles. They're always in the way when you want to get a tablet out

I've started removing them recently. They have no purpose once it's in your house and opened.