Post your "Shower Thought" of the Day

[Tribs]

If reverse psychology worked all the time - we would constantly be doing things we believed that others didn't want us to do.

 

[Y2K]

Our hands have fingertips but our toes don’t have toetips. Yet we can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

 

[Y2K]

At the age of 60 Snoop dog will be 420 in dog years.

 

[Tribs]

Deadlines, to cats, mean they really need your full attention, immediately. And all day.

 

[satanboy]

Saying 'um' is the human way of buffering.

I think I was this morning. I tried to open the shower door the other way.

 

[wizardofid]

• what would happen if you throw a flash bang into a room full of epileptics, should play death metal or heavy metal ?

 

[Urist]

• what would happen if you throw a flash bang into a room full of epileptics, should play death metal or heavy metal ?

dubstep

 

[Jings]

Why does COVID-19 feel like a deadly game of tag.

 

[satanboy]

What is the point of the "Put Up Hand" icon in Microsoft Teams, if everyone ignores it (once I clicked it)?

 

[satanboy]

Influencer - I now hate this word.

 

[Tribs]

Influencer - I now hate this word.

They influence the sheep. Just as in the olden days there were sheepherders.

 

[Dave]

What is the point of the "Put Up Hand" icon in Microsoft Teams, if everyone ignores it (once I clicked it)?

Says more about your work colleagues than Microsoft Teams.

 

[Tribs]

I hate sitting on an ice cold toilet seat - but I hate sitting on a warm one even more.

 

[spiderz]

I hate sitting on an ice cold toilet seat - but I hate sitting on a warm one even more.

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[Tribs]

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OMG NO!!!! Those are ugly and unhygienic !!!!!!!

 

[satanboy]

Says more about your work colleagues than Microsoft Teams.

Neanderthals

 

[Dave]

I hate sitting on an ice cold toilet seat - but I hate sitting on a warm one even more.

 

[Tribs]

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Mmmm something tells me we are playing dangerous games sitting on heated items where liquid is being used.

 

[Dave]

Mmmm something tells me we are playing dangerous games sitting on heated items where liquid is being used.

The Japanese have fully electronic toilets and you're worried about a simple heating circuit?

 

[satanboy]

Would a sane person buy a 2m wide car if their garage was only 1,8m wide?