That reminds me of this one time I was walking my dogs on Sandy Bay Beach, and there was one gentleman there who did not even need to disguise his nudity, his belly was so large that it hung over his genitals.
There is another guy there who injects his testicles with saline until they are the size of oranges or grapefruit (I did not go close enough to measure) but really?
There are two sides to Sandy Bay, the regular nudists (in the north) and the gay pick-up zone, in the south). Both these gents were in the latter. I mean, I am fairly weird-fetish friendly but WTF? Like maybe you want to look your best in order to score?
I guess I am just not in their attraction group