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[Dave]

He has it last year.

and he still doesn't have a sense of taste?

 

[satanboy]

and he still doesn't have a sense of taste?

or any other

 

[Grant]

/looks around

 

[satanboy]

 

[Grant]

View attachment 29678

Look ma - no penis

 

[satanboy]

Look ma - no penis

Larger than your 2inches

 

[Grant]

Larger than your 2inches

Madam.

My phallus has been described as "majestic".

 

[satanboy]

Madam.

My phallus has been described as "majestic".

It was a Hobbit, right?

 

[Grant]

It was a Hobbit, right?

If you have to know, it was a troll under a drawbridge.
I had to solve a riddle, then I could ask for the flattery.

I friend was not so lucky.
He found a magic lantern & thought he hit the jackpot.
But alas, it was not to be

 

[Sinbad]

oy vey...

"here's a great opportunity for you. Promotion, new responsibilities, career progression, all the right buzzwords. But you'd be coming in at the bottom end of the payscale for this role - but the people we want (like you) would be at the top of their current game, but looking towards this kind of role. Salary? Oh, £8k a year less than you currently earn"

Good luck buddy.

 

[biometrics]

oy vey...

"here's a great opportunity for you. Promotion, new responsibilities, career progression, all the right buzzwords. But you'd be coming in at the bottom end of the payscale for this role - but the people we want (like you) would be at the top of their current game, but looking towards this kind of role. Salary? Oh, £8k a year less than you currently earn"

Good luck buddy.

The world is changing re the attitude towards work. People are questioning their worth and pushing back. Note all the unfilled jobs in the US.

 

[Sinbad]

The potential employer I had lined up in new zealand just as covid hit just reached out to me to see if I'm still interested when the borders reopen. Nice little ego boost

 

[biometrics]

Telkom dropped their LTE pricing substantially. And guess what, they are still charging me full price. So need to go visit a branch. Wish me luck.

 

[Spizz]

Telkom dropped their LTE pricing substantially. And guess what, they are still charging me full price. So need to go visit a branch. Wish me luck.

Take your own chair.

 

[biometrics]

Take your own chair.

Two assistants, me next. After 20 minutes and noticing the one have a phlegm cough I bailed. Hopefully he isn't sick next week.

 

[satanboy]

Two assistants, me next. After 20 minutes and noticing the one have a phlegm cough I bailed. Hopefully he isn't sick next week.

 

[Spizz]

Two assistants, me next. After 20 minutes and noticing the one have a phlegm cough I bailed. Hopefully he isn't sick next week.

Lordy. If you want to try again, I walked past about 20 minutes ago and it was empty

 

[biometrics]

Lordy. If you want to try again, I walked past about 20 minutes ago and it was empty

Will go next week, the one assistant is clearly sick.

 

[biometrics]

I am weak willed. Ordered a beer. Couldn't wait for Friday.

 

[biometrics]

Well, hello there...