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[Venomous]

Alert Level 4 for 2 weeks
(Will look again after 14 days)
All gatherings
Max 50 people at funerals
Curfew 9pm - 4am
Sale of grog
Travel into and out of Gauteng for non business reasons
Restaurants only allowed to do take aways
School closure from Wednesday (holiday brought forward)

 

[Venomous]

I now posted it using pictures!

 

[Venomous]

At least we have sufficient booze for a long time

 

[Venomous]

Fri +sat many of our area neighbours were having beeeeeeg partyZ.

I guess they must know peeps in par-lie-ailment

 

[satanboy]

Damn....now I can't celebrate my retirement.

 

[Venomous]

This school shit is why I'm glad daughter attends the school she does.
They are closed already, to open on the 20th of July.
And if required they will open classes online if schools are still meant to be closed.
They have less than 10 kids on sponsorship /bursary.
So the school gives those kids internet facilities for online classes. That way school can continue and no one is left behind.

 

[Venomous]

Damn....now I can't celebrate my retirement.

I'm sure you have a stash at home. Not like you have 100 close buddies!

 

[biometrics]

Damn....now I can't celebrate my retirement.

I have quality whisk(e)y for sale.

 

[biometrics]

@Spizz are you packing an extra suitcase?

 

[Spizz]

@Spizz are you packing an extra suitcase?

Trying to lay off it a bit. Got 10 bottles of wine and 2 bottles of whisky packed to last us until Friday.

 

[Spizz]

Got an email from Discovery today, took me to a portal and I’m registered for the jab. They’ll automatically update the government system on the 1st when it opens for 50 to 59.

 

[Arzy]

I'm just going to start making the rounds at local vaccination spots late afternoon, apparently they'll jab you just to use up stock instead of dumping it

 

[biometrics]

Got an email from Discovery today, took me to a portal and I’m registered for the jab. They’ll automatically update the government system on the 1st when it opens for 50 to 59.

Got it now too, system offline.

What is weird is that I registered already a month ago.

 

[Venomous]

Sperm donor is a lot older than mother(incubator).

I just realised he turned 80 today.

 

[LD50]

I'm just going to start making the rounds at local vaccination spots late afternoon, apparently they'll jab you just to use up stock instead of dumping it

There's no precise system. Worth the effort, go for it

 

[spiderz]

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[Venomous]

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Thanks!

 

[Seldom Bucket]

No beer....

 

[satanboy]

I'm sure you have a stash at home. Not like you have 100 close buddies!

I wouldn't celebrate anything with anyone in this climate.
I am not sure I want to have alcohol...7 weeks clean.

 

[Arzy]

I don't get the x weeks clean of alcohol thing.

My wife and I enjoy our drink and I can get properly pissed when the opportunity arises.

Generally though we only occasionally drink, most of the time it's 2-3 weeks between opportunities.