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satanboy said:
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I feel the fucking same man 👊
 
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Hey @Grant
Thought I might bump into you
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emam said:
Hey @Grant
Thought I might bump into you
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I was fighting with morons in the magistrates Court this afternoon.
A friend was bust with weed a while back, I paid R500 bail.
Charges were withdrawn, so I eventually go thru the get the bail money back.
I get to the counter a little before 3pm. While I'm standing there I notice a sign saying refunds are done till 3pm.
I think to myself "just in time".

I stand there like a pies being ignored by the 4 twats that have seen me but are too lazy to get off their backsides
So I go to the clerk of the court alongside and they stamp the bail receipt, sending me back from where I came from.
Eventually a toolbrain comes to the window and tells me to come back tomorrow as they close at 3.
I tell him if they bothered to attend to me when I got there, we would not be having this discussion.
He tells me they have already cashed up.
I tell him it's impossible to do that in the time I left his window to go the the one next door and return.
"it's procedure" says fuck face.
I tell him I also have a procedure, and it's to be attended to in a timeous fashion.
Come back tomorrow, he says.

With that I go marching off to the court manager's office and create mayhem. Court manager tells me to come back tomorrow he'll personally attend to it.
I tell him I'm not coming back tomorrow, the next day or the day after - you can do an EFT.
No, we can't do that, he tells me.
Well tell those lazy and dishonest morons they can keep the money to buy themselves KFC, gatsby's, chips & coke.

With that, a lawyer of mine comes by.
Hello, how you doing - Yadda Yadda Yadda. What are you doing here?
I'm triggered and go into orbit as I fly into another tirade.
Lawyer looks at manager:
"careful of this one, he looks tame and friendly, but has a feral streak - once he bites, he doesn't let go until there is blood in the water - and it doesn't matter who's blood it may be". With that he walks off chuckling to himself. Manager has a sheepish smile on his face.
I snatch a pen and piece of paper from his desk and scrawl my name and number on it, then slam them back down on the desk again.
"I expect to hear from you by 11 tomorrow" were my parting words as I flew out of his office, slamming his door behind me.

Truth be told, I don't expect to hear from him, but I suspect he'll be looking for revenge at the bail office for the torment I put him thru.
 
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Grant said:
I was fighting with morons in the magistrates Court this afternoon.
A friend was bust with weed a while back, I paid R500 bail.
Charges were withdrawn, so I eventually go thru the get the bail money back.
I get to the counter a little before 3pm. While I'm standing there I notice a sign saying refunds are done till 3pm.
I think to myself "just in time".

I stand there like a pies being ignored by the 4 twats that have seen me but are too lazy to get off their backsides
So I go to the clerk of the court alongside and they stamp the bail receipt, sending me back from where I came from.
Eventually a toolbrain comes to the window and tells me to come back tomorrow as they close at 3.
I tell him if they bothered to attend to me when I got there, we would not be having this discussion.
He tells me they have already cashed up.
I tell him it's impossible to do that in the time I left his window to go the the one next door and return.
"it's procedure" says fuck face.
I tell him I also have a procedure, and it's to be attended to in a timeous fashion.
Come back tomorrow, he says.

With that I go marching off to the court manager's office and create mayhem. Court manager tells me to come back tomorrow he'll personally attend to it.
I tell him I'm not coming back tomorrow, the next day or the day after - you can do an EFT.
No, we can't do that, he tells me.
Well tell those lazy and dishonest morons they can keep the money to buy themselves KFC, gatsby's, chips & coke.

With that, a lawyer of mine comes by.
Hello, how you doing - Yadda Yadda Yadda. What are you doing here?
I'm triggered and go into orbit as I fly into another tirade.
Lawyer looks at manager:
"careful of this one, he looks tame and friendly, but has a feral streak - once he bites, he doesn't let go until there is blood in the water - and it doesn't matter who's blood it may be". With that he walks off chuckling to himself. Manager has a sheepish smile on his face.
I snatch a pen and piece of paper from his desk and scrawl my name and number on it, then slam them back down on the desk again.
"I expect to hear from you by 11 tomorrow" were my parting words as I flew out of his office, slamming his door behind me.

Truth be told, I don't expect to hear from him, but I suspect he'll be looking for revenge at the bail office for the torment I put him thru.
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I don't get why you bothered for R500 though considering dealing with those fucks? I probably would have but I thought that's not a lot of money to you?
 
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biometrics said:
I don't get why you bothered for R500 though considering dealing with those fucks? I probably would have but I thought that's not a lot of money to you?
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Bail receipt has been sitting around for ages - I had to go to town, home affairs, almost next door - 2 birds / one stone.
Except it never turned out like expected.

That aside, I'm not partial to the state keeping my money for bullshit charges that had no prospect of successful prosecution
 
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biometrics said:
I don't get why you bothered for R500 though considering dealing with those fucks? I probably would have but I thought that's not a lot of money to you?
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He's old and bored ... it's all for entertainment purposes...
 
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Grant said:
Bail receipt has been sitting around for ages - I had to go to town, home affairs, almost next door - 2 birds / one stone.
Except it never turned out like expected.

That aside, I'm not partial to the state keeping my money for bullshit charges that had no prospect of successful prosecution
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Good for a good gram. :p
 
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spiderz said:
oooh, what did we order?
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when I think of R500 I think what amount of booze can one squeeze out of it...nice cheap booze. Not for enjoyment either but for effect
 
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