Something you don't know about me

[Seldom Bucket]

I now have 1 cup of coffee in the mornings when I wake up at home
Nothing at work
Nothing on weekends either as I am always out and about climbing the mountains or camping

And to think 11 or 12 years ago when I was a Roadie for a band for 7 years I use to drink anywhere between 25 - 40 cups of coffee a day literally. Ok it was the poor Nescafe Ricoffy cheap kak, but still. That's a lot of crap and sugar and milk every day

Yeah, I get it. Down to 23 now

 

[BloodrayneZA]

There are sections in the drawer for them, for a reason

Wait til you see how I arrange tablespoons in the drawer

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Wait til you see how I arrange tablespoons in the drawer

One on top of the other

 

[OCP]

Have that often in the office, grinds my gears

I replaced the office kettle with a 20l urn

Problem solved!

 

[Seldom Bucket]

I replaced the office kettle with a 20l urn

Problem solved!

We have gone through 2 and the office refused to buy one again

 

[BloodrayneZA]

One on top of the other

Yep and the different ones next to each other. I’m not bothered about teaspoons forks or knives - something about tablespoons I’m obsessed over

 

[BloodrayneZA]

We have gone through 2 and the office refused to buy one again

Yeah bec no one bothered to refill them and empty urns burn out the heating element

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Yeah bec no one bothered to refill them and empty urns burn out the heating element

Exactly that

 

[Dave]

I don’t play well with stupid people, sometimes they REALLY piss me off.

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Exactly that

Scary how I’m able to read your mind and you read mine

 

[spiderz]

We have gone through 2 and the office refused to buy one again

Just plumb permenant water into it

 

[Papa Smurf]

I prefer sleeping in separate bedrooms when I live with a girlfriend

 

[Papa Smurf]

Farting under the duvet covers is an instant dismissal
Farting indoors is very frowned upon, same goes for my friends, they know I will literally kick them outside if they fart indoors

 

[The_ONE]

I am annoying

 

[The_ONE]

Farting under the duvet covers is an instant dismissal
Farting indoors is very frowned upon, same goes for my friends, they know I will literally kick them outside if they fart indoors

Seriously, you drunk most times, so it shouldn't be a concern. lol

 

[Papa Smurf]

I am annoying

Judging by your Instagram photos I am actually scared of you. You and your friends look gangsta

 

[Papa Smurf]

Seriously, you drunk most times, so it shouldn't be a concern. lol

My party trick for my friends kids is i lie down and lift my legs and then light my farts. They love it

 

[Papa Smurf]

Your photo dated 9 July 2016 where you're sitting in a car with 3 friends coming down to Cape Town scares the fuck outta me. I will never mess with you bro

 

[The_ONE]

LOL, we timid man. Stop being a wuss

 

[Papa Smurf]

I'm 49 and still collect and play LEGO on a Sunday afternoon sitting outside whilst having a braai playing 80s music and sipping on an ice cold beer. My ritual