Something you don't know about me

[Jings]

I can still ejaculate 1 metre
Ive never been arrested
I don't like marijuana or any other drugs
Ive never shouted at a woman

Alcohol contains ethanol which is a psychoactive drug - a highly addictive one.

Alcohol (drug) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Jings]

I've become addicted to shoe repair demonstration videos.

 

[Sinbad]

I have a job interview this week

 

[biometrics]

I have a job interview this week

Good luck.

 

[OCP]

I have a job interview this week

Black couch?

 

[Tribs]

I am addicted to Insym's Phasmophobia videos and stream

 

[Dave]

I have a job interview this week

Team member at MacDonalds?

 

[Y2K]

Black couch?

couchcastings.com

 

[Sinbad]

Black couch?

Not after I'm done with it

 

[Sinbad]

Team member at MacDonalds?

Manager at a bank

 

[Dave]

Manager at a bank

You going to be a wanker banker now?

Can I get a bigger overdraft if you do?

 

[Sinbad]

You going to be a wanker banker now?

Can I get a bigger overdraft if you do?

I've been a banker since 1998 with a brief jaunt into telecoms and logistics.

Yes you can. More interest = more bonus for me

 

[Seldom Bucket]

I've been a banker since 1999 with a brief jaunt into telecoms and logistics.

Yes you can. More interest = more bonus for me

He's already gone

 

[Sinbad]

He's already gone

Wat

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Wat

He asked for overdraft, you said yes, he took it all and gone

 

[Sinbad]

He asked for overdraft, you said yes, he took it all and gone

Sunderland is a small town, we'll find him

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Sunderland is a small town, we'll find him

Those scouser girls of his will hide him, right @Dave

 

[Dave]

Sunderland is a small town, we'll find him

Sunderland is actually a city, but that sounds good, if you’re looking for me there you’ll never find me

 

[Dave]

I've been a banker since 1998 with a brief jaunt into telecoms and logistics.

Yes you can. More interest = more bonus for me

Who mentioned interest?

You know there’s negative interest in Europe these days? you’ll be owing me money for me using the overdraft soon.

 

[Dave]

Those scouser girls of his will hide him, right @Dave

I’ll go hide in Glasgow, @Spizz can sort me a bedroom.