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[LD50]

Your friend must be great @Grant , for you to go through all that
Starting to think you're a nice person

 

[Tribs]

Goodnight everyone

 

[Seldom Bucket]

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Now I have to wait...

 

[satanboy]

@Mad_Dog
has Takealot sorted you out yet?

 

[Seldom Bucket]

@Mad_Dog
has Takealot sorted you out yet?

They have, not sure if I would ever use them again

 

[Seldom Bucket]

People in the office asking me what's for lunch?
My replies of "food"
Then asking what Kind of food and I say edible food.
They don't seem to get the message, has fuckall to do with you what I am having for lunch

 

[Tribs]

People in the office asking me what's for lunch?
My replies of "food"
Then asking what Kind of food and I say edible food.
They don't seem to get the message, has fuckall to do with you what I am having for lunch

My kids don't like it when I use those answers when it comes to supper. What are we having ? Food. What kind of food? The kind you can eat. They get really annoyed for some reason.

 

[Seldom Bucket]

My kids don't like it when I use those answers when it comes to supper. What are we having ? Food. What kind of food? The kind you can eat. They get really annoyed for some reason.

My mother used to do the same thing

Got nosy people here in the office

 

[satanboy]

 

[Spizz]

Anyone seen the “Something you don’t know about me” thread. It should be in the games section.

 

[Tribs]

Anyone seen the “Something you don’t know about me” thread. It should be in the games section.

ÓMG that cracked me

 

[satanboy]

 

[Spizz]

I’ve for some reason got M-net on my compact plus package?

 

[biometrics]

I’ve for some reason got M-net on my compact plus package?

What does that mean?

 

[Spizz]

What does that mean?

You need to have the full Dstv premium package to have internet. I’ve got a watered down version with less channels and no M-net. For some reason it’s now working when it would normally say that you don’t have access to this channel.

 

[GreGorGy]

What does that mean?

Breaking it down, compact plus package is obviously a euphemism for physical endowment so my only guess is that an "M-Net" is some sort of contractual term for I guess is a Manhood Net. So roughly, I think spizz might be lamenting the inexplicable appearance of a cock lock on his, erm, package.

Well, that is what I hope. Because that would be way better than subscribing to any form of DSTV and getting their foundation channel thrown in.

 

[GreGorGy]

You need to have the full Dstv premium package to have internet. I’ve got a watered down version with less channels and no M-net. For some reason it’s now working when it would normally say that you don’t have access to this channel.

Oh god - it was my second guess. Why have you got compact?

 

[biometrics]

lol

 

[biometrics]

Oh god - it was my second guess. Why have you got compact?

Probably flips on the sports for events. Cheaper. The rest isn't really worth it. It wasn't a decade ago.