Snow in UK

[Dave]

Here I was hoping for different snow

With an individual‘s intellectual level shown in this thread, not a bad idea...

 

[biometrics]

With an individual‘s intellectual level shown in this thread, not a bad idea...

Tut tut @Dave, don't be nasty.

 

[Papa Smurf]

Yeah, stop been a nob Dave

 

[Dave]

Tut tut @Dave, don't be nasty.

It’s the time of the year for a bit of irrational nastiness...

 

[Dave]

Yeah, stop been a nob Dave

For the hundredth time, you’ve got no chance of getting into her pants. Give it up now!

 

[Papa Smurf]

For the hundredth time, you’ve got no chance of getting into her pants. Give it up now!

go play in the traffic

 

[Dave]

go play in the traffic

Yep, your chances are that you’re more likely to catch a bus on the freeway.

 

[Dave]

Tut tut @Dave, don't be nasty.

Actually, the question really is how else should a dumb cunt act?

 

[biometrics]

Actually, the question really is how else should a dumb cunt act?

I didn't call you a cunt.

 

[Dave]

I didn't call you a cunt.

No, you didnt, apologies for the confusion, another misguided scarecrow did.

A dumb cunt, if we are being precise.

 

[Dave]

Fuck sake, last Friday when it snowed the muppet driver at DPD refused to come up the hill with my deliveries because he was too scared to come up due to about 2cm of snow on the road. After my tantrum with the CEO’s office they upgraded the delivery and it arrived with a different driver on Saturday morning.

Tomorrow my new watch is supposed to be delivered, along with my regular stock delivery. Guess what? the fuckers are now forecasting snow overnight and tomorrow for the region.

They better not allocate my deliveries to last weeks clown!

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Woke up to snow

 

[biometrics]

Woke up to snow

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Yuck, wouldn't want to live like that.

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Yuck, wouldn't want to live like that.

Yeah it’s mushy now - some has collected on window sills and looks like slush puppy mix

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Just went outside to play in it and omfg it’s so cold that I couldn’t feel my fingers trying to build a snowman.

 

[Dave]

Just went outside to play

There's half the problem, too eager to play rather than be working in McDonald's...

omfg it’s so cold that I couldn’t feel my fingers trying to build a snowman.

Can someone tell the intellectual giant of the forum of these newly invented things called gloves (I mean, they've only been around since at least 400BC).

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Forecast for sleet and rain but it snowed instead

 

[LD50]

Can someone tell the intellectual giant of the forum of these newly invented things called gloves (I mean, they've only been around since at least 400BC).

Maybe she doesn't have gloves

 

[Dave]

Maybe she doesn't have gloves

You can get a pair in a charity shop for 50p.

 

[AdrianH]

Hmmmm, maybe I'll get snow this time around.