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[Dave]

"most people"

99% of people, how many people have you heard of that arrive in a new country and buy a house a couple of months later?

 

[Düber]

99% of people, how many people have you heard of that arrive in a new country and buy a house a couple of months later?

I have heard of one just recently....

 

[Sinbad]

99% of people, how many people have you heard of that arrive in a new country and buy a house a couple of months later?

I'd rather shit in my hand than pay someone else's mortgage off

 

[Venomous]

STRESS

Mortgage adviser has found an offer we qualify for. However, application is subject to credit scoring - which has not yet been assessed....... I don't have much credit history here. But what I do have is good. He says it's in the hands of the mortgage gods

Ouch!
If you have cell or clothing account and car it can help. Also if your previous place was bonded before, even if paid off, that bank would be more likely to agree.

 

[Sinbad]

Ouch!
If you have cell or clothing account and car it can help. Also if your previous place was bonded before, even if paid off, that bank would be more likely to agree.

History in SA doesn't count unfortunately.

I have the accounts but have only been here 3 months.

 

[Venomous]

History in SA doesn't count unfortunately.

I have the accounts but have only been here 3 months.

Ah ok, that is a different story.
They will probably wack you with max interest and max fees

 

[Sinbad]

Ah ok, that is a different story.
They will probably wack you with max interest and max fees

Nah. The offer we're going for is 5 years fixed at 2.35%.

 

[Venomous]

Nah. The offer we're going for is 5 years fixed at 2.35%.

Sounds good. Hope you get it.
Which country did you fukk off to?

 

[Sinbad]

Sounds good. Hope you get it.
Which country did you fukk off to?

Thanks!
Mud island

 

[Venomous]

Thanks!
Mud island

Congrats.
The net offers some interesting pics when searching that

 

[LD50]

Ok so I got a new drink..
You take your brandy or whipskey with coke...but here;s the thing.
You go half n half with coke and soda water. Befuckingfuck..not so sweet!!!

 

[spiderz]

Nah. The offer we're going for is 5 years fixed at 2.35%.

Friend recently bought a place in Sweden ... Interest rate. 0.85%

 

[spiderz]

Ok so I got a new drink..
You take your brandy or whipskey with coke...but here;s the thing.
You go half n half with coke and soda water. Befuckingfuck..not so sweet!!!

Are you drunk?

 

[spiderz]

/sipping whiskey neat on ice

 

[Dave]

Ok so I got a new drink..
You take your brandy or whipskey with coke...but here;s the thing.
You go half n half with coke and brandy and whipskey Befuckingfuck..not so sweet!!!

Sounds more your thing

 

[Dave]

Friend recently bought a place in Sweden ... Interest rate. 0.85%

Does he own a bank?

 

[spiderz]

/sips whiskey

 

[spiderz]

Does he own a bank?

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almost ...

 

[LD50]

Are you drunk?

madness

 

[LD50]

Sounds more your thing

you had me at hallo