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[biometrics]

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Here you go...

Jokes

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies...

thegrotto.co.za

 

[Seldom Bucket]

@Dave is a troll, he is a poes, no one thinks of him of anything useful, just a cunt. But we love him for some reason

 

[Jings]

@Dave is a troll, he is a poes, no one thinks of him of anything useful, just a cunt. But we love him for some reason

You love Dave?

 

[Seldom Bucket]

You love Dave?

@Dave is a poes, but yes. we love @Dave

 

[biometrics]

You love Dave?

You know when you have an itch that won't go away. That's @Dave.

 

[Dave]

@Dave is a troll, he is a poes, no one thinks of him of anything useful, just a cunt. But we love him for some reason

@Dave is a poes, but yes. we love @Dave

oh god, Yorkie's off again...

 

[Dave]

You know when you have an itch that won't go away. That's @Dave.

 

[biometrics]

Ha ha

You do have a knack for finding someones weak point and scratching and scratching and scratching at it...

 

[Dave]

Ha ha

You do have a knack for finding someones weak point and scratching and scratching and scratching at it...

Me? Never...




Especially as we still haven't figured out what set Yorkie off, there are zero anti-Yorkie posts here (or at MyBB) for as long back as I had a look.

 

[LD50]

@Dave is a troll, he is a poes, no one thinks of him of anything useful, just a cunt. But we love him for some reason

who took the jam out of your donut?

 

[LD50]

You know when you have an itch that won't go away. That's @Dave.

So like a pile ?

 

[Jings]

You know when you have an itch that won't go away. That's @Dave.

But at least Dave lets us have turns taking a knock for the team.

 

[LD50]

 

[biometrics]

I like body art but that's a bit much for me. @Spizz, ask you SO if she knows Jackie from the market?

 

[Dave]

I like body art but that's a bit much for me. @Spizz, ask you SO if she knows Jackie from the market?

You should just ask @Spizz if he knows her, less awkward questions if he was to ask his SO.

 

[LD50]

I have a question
Is Ouma dead?

 

[Dave]

I have a question
Is Ouma dead?

He pops up in the Trump thread over there every now and then, so he's hanging on.

 

[LD50]

He pops up in the Trump thread over there every now and then, so he's hanging on.

Invite?

 

[Dave]

Invite?

He was likely on Bio's list.

@biometrics ?

 

[Tribs]

She looks like fun.

Anyway - work tomorrow - sweet dreams.