The Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

@emam @Tribs

Does this look like you?

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[beans100]

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My first thought? Looks like he's in the US and I wonder who he votes for?

First thought? " Oh hidy-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, ....."

 

[Tribs]

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My first thought? Looks like he's in the US and I wonder who he votes for?

He isn't going to fit

 

[satanboy]

 

[sand_man]

 

[biometrics]

 

[sand_man]

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[sand_man]

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[sand_man]

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[BloodrayneZA]

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "How can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"

He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub."

I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger, right?."

He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"

 

[sand_man]

I've just written a book about falling down a staircase... It's a step by step guide!

 

[sand_man]

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[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[satanboy]