The Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread

[sand_man]

Bought myself a top of the range stereo made out of cake...

It's a gateau blaster!

 

[sand_man]

Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening...

It was open Mike night!

 

[sand_man]

Genie: "I shall grant you 3 wishes."

Me: "I wish for a world without lawyers."

Genie: "Done, you have no more wishes."

Me: "But you said I had 3 wishes."

Genie: "Sue me!"

 

[sand_man]

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[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

Just in case you were confused.

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[Jings]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

My first thought? Looks like he's in the US and I wonder who he votes for?

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]