The Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread

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[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[GreGorGy]

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dog seconds or human seconds?

 

[biometrics]

dog seconds or human seconds?

I was telling my cat today he's nearly eight and in human years it's... and I didn't know. What is that cat human age ratio?

 

[Tribs]

I was telling my cat today he's nearly eight and in human years it's... and I didn't know. What is that cat human age ratio?

The first year of a cat's life is equal to approximately 15 human years. The second year of a cat's life is equal to an additional nine years. After the second year of a cat's life, each additional year is equal to about four human years

Cat Age Calculator: Cat Years to Human Years

See how old your cat is with our cat age chart, which converts cat years to human years.

www.almanac.com

 

[biometrics]

The first year of a cat's life is equal to approximately 15 human years. The second year of a cat's life is equal to an additional nine years. After the second year of a cat's life, each additional year is equal to about four human years

Cat Age Calculator: Cat Years to Human Years

See how old your cat is with our cat age chart, which converts cat years to human years.

www.almanac.com

So he's 48. Sounds about right.

 

[Seldom Bucket]

The first year of a cat's life is equal to approximately 15 human years. The second year of a cat's life is equal to an additional nine years. After the second year of a cat's life, each additional year is equal to about four human years

Cat Age Calculator: Cat Years to Human Years

See how old your cat is with our cat age chart, which converts cat years to human years.

www.almanac.com

That makes Yoda 32..

 

[Tribs]

My Kimmy is 96

 

[Düber]

The first year of a cat's life is equal to approximately 15 human years. The second year of a cat's life is equal to an additional nine years. After the second year of a cat's life, each additional year is equal to about four human years

Cat Age Calculator: Cat Years to Human Years

See how old your cat is with our cat age chart, which converts cat years to human years.

www.almanac.com

That makes Idi 76, he is a very sprightly pensioner if this is true...

 

[biometrics]

15+9+4/...

Totally makes sense. I should write an app...

 

[Rudolph Hart]

My Kimmy is 96

I’ve got a sprightly 92 year old. She still brings the odd rat in.

 

[spiderz]

I have a grey cat

 

[Dave]

 

[biometrics]

@Cereal_Killer

 

[satanboy]

 

[GreGorGy]

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That's BS in Benoni. Here, our problem is FINDING a virgin.

 

[Seldom Bucket]

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@Cereal_Killer

Moved to a industrial water pump now

 

[biometrics]

 

[satanboy]