Something you don't know about me

[OCP]

Jissus dude, where have you been the last few decades? Still following Chasey Lane and Debbie from Dallas?

I only chase 1 blonde lady who is still faster than me! (Slowly getting there - almost able to keep up with her)

 

[Papa Smurf]

I only chase 1 blonde lady who is still faster than me! (Slowly getting there - almost able to keep up with her)

Dumb Furk
No woman is worth the chase
Have you not learnt anything in your 50 years existence on this planet?
You Sir, Are a life support system for your Hard On

 

[OCP]

Dumb Furk
No woman is worth the chase
Have you not learnt anything in your 50 years existence on this planet?
You Sir, Are a life support system for your Hard On

44 years - not as old as you ;-)

This one is!

 

[TabacNW]

@ The woman. Did you see how smooth @emam skin is ? Shows that semen does work against wrinkles.

 

[Tribs]

I actually enjoyed that interview

 

[Papa Smurf]

44 years - not as old as you ;-)

This one is!

Come visit me in the old age home soon and tell me how it worked out

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Come visit me in the old age home soon and tell me how it worked out

You two getting a place together, how.... nice

 

[emam]

@ The woman. Did you see how smooth @emam skin is ? Shows that semen does work against wrinkles.

Which womAn are you referring to?
And where do you see semen? Get your mind out the gutter.
I was eating something and I dribbled because that's what old women do

 

[Sinbad]

Which womAn are you referring to?
And where do you see semen? Get your mind out the gutter.
I was eating something and I dribbled because that's what old women do

 

[Y2K]

My top front teeth aren't my own.... 4 fell out during chemo... These are perfect porcelains... There's something you didn't know about me

You all know my boobs ain't real so I'm not going to post those

Balls enough for you?

/waits for @biometrics to ban me

Bye guys

Spoiler: NSFW

I never knew your bewbs weren't real, I think you should dm me a pic, I've never seen them.

 

[Jings]

I never knew your bewbs weren't real, I think you should dm me a pic, I've never seen them.

The boobs don't come off, how can they not be real?

 

[emam]

I never knew your bewbs weren't real, I think you should dm me a pic, I've never seen them.

They're ugly out of clothes

 

[Y2K]

They're ugly out of clothes

Never talk your way out of a compliment.

 

[Sinbad]

They're ugly out of clothes

Scars are badges of honor commemorating a courageous fight

 

[Nicholas]

I had difficulty learning how to tie my shoes.

 

[Papa Smurf]

I once hooked up with a girl one night when I was 18 that had 4 nipples

 

[Seldom Bucket]

I once hooked up with a girl one night when I was 18 that had 4 nipples

Were you drunk? And are you sure it wasn't the dog?

 

[Papa Smurf]

Were you drunk? And are you sure it wasn't the dog?

Yes we were all drunk that night.
Fuck it was funny, and she was a babe.
Beautiful body and face
Just had an extra set of nipples on her waist below her boobies.
And she was flashing us all at the house party
I was like, Ive gotta get into her pants for the record
So i pulled in, and had some fun but she was adamant her pants are staying on and not coming off

Come to think of it now, maybe that was a good thing, who knows what was down there? LOL

 

[Nicholas]

I used to be an overachiever with a degree of drive that disregarded my own well-being.

 

[TabacNW]

I once hooked up with a girl one night when I was 18 that had 4 nipples

Maybe the other two was warts ?