LPW LPW 21.5: Last Paster Wins

[spiderz]

To @Lara - not my daughter. He has had to give up that hope

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Is it Friday yet?

 

[Johnatan56]

Why were you waiting on SA government for your birth certificate?

Apostiled birth certificate required as of ~2012 or so, SA government refused to apostil my old one as they declared the signature invalid due to person who signed it no longer working there. Quite stupid.

 

[Jings]

Apostiled birth certificate required as of ~2012 or so, SA government refused to apostil my old one as they declared the signature invalid due to person who signed it no longer working there. Quite stupid.

That's confusing. Even though you're born in the US your birth certificate originates in SA?

 

[Quetzalovercoatl]

Is it Friday yet?

Naai man, not fraaidai yet.

be patient

 

[Quetzalovercoatl]

/ponders braai and naai

who'll be interested in a braai and naai?

 

[Seldom Bucket]

/ponders braai and naai

who'll be interested in a braai and naai?

Ask @Papa Smurf he will take you to his murder van caravan

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Naai man, not fraaidai yet.

be patient

 

[Jings]

@Lara do you live in Gqeberha now?

 

[Papa Smurf]

Ask @Papa Smurf he will take you to his murder van caravan

Are you flirting with me again?

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Are you flirting with me again?

Hi pappi

 

[Jings]

February is the month of love.

 

[Johnatan56]

That's confusing. Even though you're born in the US your birth certificate originates in SA?

I was born in South Africa, I am born US/American as in my mother is American.

 

[Jings]

I'm born in South Africa, I am born US/American as in my mother is American.

What a pity.

 

[Johnatan56]

What a pity.

Definitely, getting my social security number sorted took less than two days in comparison, that includes the fact that I had to do it via telephone and getting it posted here.

 

[Jings]

Definitely, getting my social security number sorted took less than two days in comparison, that includes the fact that I had to do it via telephone and getting it posted here.

If only we had that kind of service from government departments here.

/rubs lamp frantically

 

[bigAl-sa]

If only we had that kind of service from government departments here.

/rubs lamp frantically

/Looks at lamp - definitely not responding.

Maybe you need to rub a bit harder, or change the angle a bit?

Or, maybe...

 

[Nicholas]

Are you flirting with me again?

That is so cute.

 

[Nicholas]

Eeeek!

 

[Jings]

/Looks at lamp - definitely not responding.

Maybe you need to rub a bit harder, or change the angle a bit?

Or, maybe...

Maybe it's not magical?