LPW LPW 21.5: Last Paster Wins

[Quetzalovercoatl]

*coughs on everybody*

*wheezes*

/does Darth Vader sounds

 

[Dave]

whorecount++

damn that @Dave

You’re looking at the wrong person, I’m not counting your whores.

If you don’t want to, ask @LD50 for help.

 

[spiderz]

Before I go completely overboard I'll stop pasting for now. Ciao everybody and sleep well.

/climbs into lara's bed to warm it up ...

 

[Dave]

before the first slash.

There is only one Slash...

 

[Dave]

You're probably flying past me soon.

I thought you were the one flying next month?

Where is @Lara flying to?

 

[Dave]

/climbs into lara's bed to warm it up ...

@Tribs and @daughter of Tribs won’t be happy with your infidelity.

 

[Jings]

@Tribs and @daughter of Tribs won’t be happy with your infidelity.

Aren't you cramping spiderz' style?

 

[Dave]

Aren't you cramping spiderz' style?

I didn’t tell @spiderz to chase after Tribs junior’s tail.

 

[LD50]

You’re looking at the wrong person, I’m not counting your whores.

If you don’t want to, ask @LD50 for help.

used to think whores were scum
then they started playin my drum
oh my oh my did the tide turn round
when I went on makin that pussy sound

 

[spiderz]

I didn’t tell @spiderz to chase after Tribs junior’s tail.

... and what a lovely tail it is ...

 

[Johnatan56]

I have a string in the following format:
12346789/2/2021

I would like to extract the number before the first slash.

let string = "1234566789/2/2021";
let desired = string.split("/")[0];

Should probably work, not testing it right now, that's from memory.
EDIT: After going through, for excel probably `=LEFT(MyCell, (FIND("/", MyCell, 1) -1))`, haven't written excel stuff since middle school though.

Coffee and a donut ... nobody can ge negative about that ... except if you wanted ice cream

Not really a fan of donuts tbh.

Hope you'll still talk to us when you are far away.

Probably, will be bored for the first two weeks due to quarantine.

 

[Johnatan56]

I thought you were the one flying next month?

Where is @Lara flying to?

Yeah, going to be doing paperwork and tests end of this week hopefully, SA government finally managed to pull through on birth certificates so I can get my passport, too bad they messed up my siblings ones, going to see if can collect for them or if need to queue again for a few months.

 

[Tribs]

The number differs in length. Cant use Right either because the month differs in length too.

ps. Access doesn't have a Find function.

Ah missed the part where you said it was Access - sorry

 

[Tribs]

@Tribs and @daughter of Tribs won’t be happy with your infidelity.

No I am happy he has found another distraction

 

[Dave]

Ah missed the part where you said it was Access - sorry

@spiderz is also looking for some access.

 

[Tribs]

@spiderz is also looking for some access.

To @Lara - not my daughter. He has had to give up that hope

 

[Tribs]

Goodnight

 

[Dave]

To @Lara - not my daughter. He has had to give up that hope

post #510 would indicate otherwise...

 

[Tribs]

post #510 would indicate otherwise...

He is a little confused. It is normal

 

[Jings]

Yeah, going to be doing paperwork and tests end of this week hopefully, SA government finally managed to pull through on birth certificates so I can get my passport, too bad they messed up my siblings ones, going to see if can collect for them or if need to queue again for a few months.

Why were you waiting on SA government for your birth certificate?