Late Nite Check In

[Dave]

Bacon, 2 eggs easy over, toast - white bread, coffee - black no sugar, thank you son...

Only Macon available, is that acceptable?

 

[satanboy]

Only Macon available, is that acceptable?

That stuff is disgusting.

 

[Dave]

That stuff is disgusting.

I'm sorry, this is not the complaints department.

 

[satanboy]

I'm sorry, this is not the complaints department.

I demand a refund!

 

[Dave]

I demand a refund!

Refunds need to be applied for at the refunds department.

 

[satanboy]

Refunds need to be applied for at the refunds department.

 

[sand_man]

Only Macon available, is that acceptable?

Ma what? Fake bacon for the kosher/halaal consumer? That's like asking a straight guy if he is happy to have anal intercourse with another guy, cause an anus is an anus?

 

[biometrics]

Ma what? Fake bacon for the kosher/halaal consumer? That's like asking a straight guy if he is happy to have anal intercourse with another guy, cause an anus is an anus?

We have two Steers in Her*anus. The one is the mall sells that macon stuff. I declined to order.

 

[Dave]

Ma what? Fake bacon for the kosher/halaal consumer? That's like asking a straight guy if he is happy to have anal intercourse with another guy, cause an anus is an anus?

So you don't want it?

 

[sand_man]

So you don't want it?

Nah, I'll take it. Never turn down anal...

 

[sand_man]

We have two Steers in Her*anus. The one is the mall sells that macon stuff. I declined to order.

Well good for you!! Vote with your feet!! Is there a large muslim community in Her*anus? I fail to see the obsession we seem to have with halaal compliant stores in SA.

 

[biometrics]

Well good for you!! Vote with your feet!! Is there a large muslim community in Her*anus? I fail to see the obsession we seem to have with halaal compliant stores in SA.

No not really. There is a mosque here but I hardly see activity there. The Cape does have a coloured muslim community. But hardly enough here to justify the mall not selling bacon.

Anyway, it's not about the macon, it's about the fact I have no idea what it is or what it tastes like. I wanted bacon. Simple really.

 

[slayer]

Uhm... You guys adjusted your clocks forward or something..?

Way too early for LATE night check in...

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[Dave]

Nah, I'll take it. Never turn down anal...

@Grant

Some fresh meat for you.

 

[satanboy]

No not really. There is a mosque here but I hardly see activity there. The Cape does have a coloured muslim community. But hardly enough here to justify the mall not selling bacon.

Anyway, it's not about the macon, it's about the fact I have no idea what it is or what it tastes like. I wanted bacon. Simple really.

I dare you to try it. You will never want it again.

 

[biometrics]

I dare you to try it. You will never want it again.

Let me google wtf it is...

 

[biometrics]

I dare you to try it. You will never want it again.

Dried, cured & salted lamb. Well, it doesn't sound horrible I suppose. But it certainly won't taste like bacon:

Macon is a cured and smoked form of mutton. Macon is prepared in a similar manner to bacon, with the meat being either dry cured with large quantities of salt or wet cured with brine and then smoked. The name macon is a portmanteau word of mutton and bacon.

 

[sand_man]

It isn't terrible but it's no bacon. I've had it on a number of occassions.

 

[Tribs]

Bacon, 2 eggs easy over, toast - white bread, coffee - black no sugar, thank you son...

That's not a lot

 

[sand_man]

You right. But not by much...