I once read in Farmer's Weekly that the best way to castrate a delinquent bull is to use a red-hot butter knife to show him who rides the steed.
Make him mod (y)
Listen here, you Vrystaatse rooigrond naai. You've already steped on my penis by joining here before me.
This is your last warning. I do not take lightly to being insulted from a person who's reugby team looks like they're playing waterpolo.
Thanks for the welcome, buddy (y)
Yeah, but I don't like you so what the fuck are we going to do about your problem? You can pay for my essential services certificate and I can meet you in De Aar so I can moer you straight (y)