Urist
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Lying here in bed, holy shit wtf I hope this doesn't get some weird hellish twist where I die and wake up again "for real" this time.
The second I close my eyes my mind goes off on a tangent of increasing absurdness each with an ending where I try to kill myself in order to wake up. That's the worst.... knowing you're dreaming and still having no control, so you try to end it only to wake up recurringly. I'll log the sequence.
First dream starts off fine and dandy, got this nice pozzy, like a double story house, huge open plan with lofts as the upper floors. A recurring theme in my dreams is living in a half nice half derelict house, the lower floors in this one are derelict. Other times the house is normal, but it connects with a hallway to another normal suburban house which is filthy and haunted. Sometimes the house is fine, but there is am unused weird 4 bedroom house in the garage of this one.
Anyway... don't know of that dream is recurring or just recurred ad nausium tonight.
Back to the dream, starts off with my best mate showing up with 3 girls, quickly turns into a nice porn dream where I start getting intimate with the youngest girl... suddenly I ask her, her age and she tells me she's not 18 yet, I freak out and she asks her mother to confirm, yes, it turned into an orgy now where my friend is getting busy with her mother... they start lauging and tell me it's a practical joke she's actually 20.
Next scene... more and more "friends" start arriving at my house... start taking liberties, getting drunk, stealing stuff... until disaster strikes, my best mate somehow has a medical emergency where he physically deflates into a jelly baby sorta human shaped living breathing jelly baby about 10cm tall. We have to keep him alive by keeping him under running water, haha another fucking practical joke.
At this stage there are about 50 people in my house going wild and partying, I walk into a room and my shag from earlier is sitting there with her friends and some dude next to her who's her new better shag. Things quickly escalate, I start going all emo, whip out my trusty leatherman and cut my wrists, doesn't work so I jump from the loft trying to break my neck.... repeat about 5 times and this is where the waking up fuckery starts.
"ok, you killed yourself in your dream, you're awake now... on a jet ski on a tsunami slamming into a huge rock"
"Haha no fuck you, actually you killed youself and now you're in hell"
"Just kidding, your attempt failed, you only went into a coma, meet your wife of 10 years, that shag from earlier"
"Wake up! We're paramedics, you were riding motorcycle behind your buddy and crashed into him.... sorry, he didn't make it, and you're a little brain damaged now, walk it off"
These are only some clips of the most coherent stuff I can make out.
Brains can be assholes sometimes.
The second I close my eyes my mind goes off on a tangent of increasing absurdness each with an ending where I try to kill myself in order to wake up. That's the worst.... knowing you're dreaming and still having no control, so you try to end it only to wake up recurringly. I'll log the sequence.
First dream starts off fine and dandy, got this nice pozzy, like a double story house, huge open plan with lofts as the upper floors. A recurring theme in my dreams is living in a half nice half derelict house, the lower floors in this one are derelict. Other times the house is normal, but it connects with a hallway to another normal suburban house which is filthy and haunted. Sometimes the house is fine, but there is am unused weird 4 bedroom house in the garage of this one.
Anyway... don't know of that dream is recurring or just recurred ad nausium tonight.
Back to the dream, starts off with my best mate showing up with 3 girls, quickly turns into a nice porn dream where I start getting intimate with the youngest girl... suddenly I ask her, her age and she tells me she's not 18 yet, I freak out and she asks her mother to confirm, yes, it turned into an orgy now where my friend is getting busy with her mother... they start lauging and tell me it's a practical joke she's actually 20.
Next scene... more and more "friends" start arriving at my house... start taking liberties, getting drunk, stealing stuff... until disaster strikes, my best mate somehow has a medical emergency where he physically deflates into a jelly baby sorta human shaped living breathing jelly baby about 10cm tall. We have to keep him alive by keeping him under running water, haha another fucking practical joke.
At this stage there are about 50 people in my house going wild and partying, I walk into a room and my shag from earlier is sitting there with her friends and some dude next to her who's her new better shag. Things quickly escalate, I start going all emo, whip out my trusty leatherman and cut my wrists, doesn't work so I jump from the loft trying to break my neck.... repeat about 5 times and this is where the waking up fuckery starts.
"ok, you killed yourself in your dream, you're awake now... on a jet ski on a tsunami slamming into a huge rock"
"Haha no fuck you, actually you killed youself and now you're in hell"
"Just kidding, your attempt failed, you only went into a coma, meet your wife of 10 years, that shag from earlier"
"Wake up! We're paramedics, you were riding motorcycle behind your buddy and crashed into him.... sorry, he didn't make it, and you're a little brain damaged now, walk it off"
These are only some clips of the most coherent stuff I can make out.
Brains can be assholes sometimes.
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