The Chat Room

[Jings]

You regain consciousness in a bed in a brightly lit room, and tethered to a bank of electronic monitoring equipment.

What's next?

Check the walls for clues?

 

[satanboy]

 

[SlinkyMike]

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Thanks. I actually really needed to hear this rn.

 

[EADC]

Thanks. I actually really needed to hear this rn.

There is always one pervert that takes this the wrong way.

I kid

 

[Nicholas]

We had a whole weekend of rain. Please do not ship it here.

I'd need to be an Elemental Sorcerer to do that. I'm a Rogue, so the best I could do is try to steal some water.

 

[Nicholas]

Like the movie Oxygen (Oxygène) (2021)?

Let me check...


Uh....no, this isn't a tightly-confined space. If there is a sophisticated computer around, it isn't saying anything. It looks like a hospital room. There are no windows, and the door is shut. You don't know who you are. In fact, you remember nothing at all. Swallowing feels uncomfortable. You realise that a tube has been inserted down your throat through your nose. Drugs? Nutrients? Both? Everything around you looks hazy.

 

[satanboy]

Let me check...


Uh....no, this isn't a tightly-confined space. If there is a sophisticated computer around, it isn't saying anything. It looks like a hospital room. There are no windows, and the door is shut. You don't know who you are. In fact, you remember nothing at all. Swallowing feels uncomfortable. You realise that a tube has been inserted down your throat through your nose. Drugs? Nutrients? Both? Everything around you looks hazy.

You should watch that movie.

 

[Nicholas]

You should watch that movie.

Ok. What streaming platform is it on?

 

[Nicholas]

D and D Minus

This is a podcast from the people behind Godawful Movies, and Citation Needed. I listened to most of episode 1 at work today.

 

[satanboy]

Ok. What streaming platform is it on?

Netflix

 

[Nicholas]

Check the walls for clues?

The walls are painted white, and do not appear to have any distinctive features.

 

[Nicholas]

Netflix

Thank you.

 

[Jings]

The walls are painted white, and do not appear to have any distinctive features.

Your statement reminds me of the old Sierra graphic text based adventures.

 

[Lara]

Wow. I don't think we had so many days of steady rain in a while.

@Lara: what is the weather like there?

Lovely!

 

[Lara]

As a lazy person myself I can confirm we make great software developers.

Don't put that on your resume.

 

[Lara]

I'm the laziest person I know.

It is a requirement when you enjoy your retirement.

 

[Jings]

Don't put that on your resume.

Unless he's applying for a position in government.

 

[Lara]

I wouldn't care if all cinemas closed forever.

It is destined to happen. However, it is nice to watch some movies on a big screen with an awesome sound system.

 

[Lara]

Unless he's applying for a position in government.

Lazy will be a step up. Incompetence, criminal record, or a cadre card works best.

 

[Nicholas]

Your statement reminds me of the old Sierra graphic text based adventures.