The Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread

[biometrics]

Nope, I'm not THAT sort of kugel.... I'm a rebellious one
Plus, right now there are NO fucking nails or make up or hairdresser.... Thanks to our fucked up government and their fucked up laws. I'm even smoking shit I've never before heard of, for a frikken premium, I might add

Bet nobody even knew how much I swear

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My brother says current pricing is:

Carton kos R950 en Marblor kos R1500

 

[emam]

My brother says current pricing is:

Was getting Marlboro at R60 a pack until last week.... Now nowhere to be found.... Can only find the shitty illegal cigs for R70
If Corona doesn't kill me, these will

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[Tribs]

Was getting Marlboro at R60 a pack until last week.... Now nowhere to be found.... Can only find the shitty illegal cigs for R70
If Corona doesn't kill me, these will

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You could smoke weed. Granted - not exactly the same - but it is smoking.

 

[emam]

You could smoke weed. Granted - not exactly the same - but it is smoking.

Makes me sleepy plus my son would never give me any of his (he stopped growing his own)

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[Tribs]

Makes me sleepy plus my son would never give me any of his (he stopped growing his own)

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Get an energising one. I am still grateful to your son for doing all that grinding lol. And still surprised I wasn't caught on the plane

 

[Dave]

Nope, I'm not THAT sort of kugel....

A little Yorkie then? One that yips and yips at all the shadows?

 

[emam]

A little Yorkie then? One that yips and yips at all the shadows?

Yes, for my German shepherd's breakfast, yes

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[Dave]

Yes, for my German shepherd's breakfast, yes

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can you collect in kzn?

 

[emam]

can you collect in kzn?

No thanks, I would never do that to my beloved dog

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[Textile Guy]

 

[Dave]

 

[Textile Guy]

 

[Textile Guy]

Redneck hounds .... woof y'all.

 

[Spizz]

Just walked past a Boerboel taking it's owner for a walk. Holy shit these things are just huge.

 

[e4et]

 

[Tribs]

 

[AdrianH]

For my South African homies

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]