The Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread
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BloodrayneZA
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Of course, from age of 13 I was raising up bull calves up til I was 19.Why? Do you like cows?
Or are your udders hanging down on your stomach?
Now when I approach a field of cows, I call them and they come to me. Yup total strangers that I’ve never met. I am able to mimic certain animals and mooing like a cow is one of them, it sounds so real you’d swear there was a cow in the kitchen or office. Lol.
even my mom calls me a cow instead of a bitch. It’s fitting as I tend to be a moody old cow at times.
So yeah I love cows. My biological father was a cattle farmer so it’s in my blood
BloodrayneZA
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Yeah well it’s logical - my mom loves pigs and is a collector, I’ve lost count of how many pig collectibles she owns now. I’m going to buy her a cute pig iPhone cover when she upgrades for her birthday
Might settle on this one as it’s really cute or the fat sitting pig one.
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Both cute - we need a cute picture thread.
Now I would go for a Meerkat if I was to get an animal on my phone. But I won't be.
Dave
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The must-have accessory for your hen or cock. People are mad.
Fargle
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I would never buy something that silly to put on my cock!
That's just great, now I've got this picture in my mind of a penis wearing a little ladybird crash helmet.
and chickens are stupid for following fashion and wearing those.
