The Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread

[BloodrayneZA]

I wish mine would go to a put. Or just out. I have to go on my own

Some men can be absolute wankers

 

[BloodrayneZA]

That sounds rather sexist. I haven't been to a pub in years and I can guarantee the SO was with me at the time.

Oh wait.....this is the joke thread.

Wait, it’s true. Some men here treat women like that. I went FU and got pissed last night.

 

[satanboy]

Some men can be absolute wankers

Someone has to do it.

 

[sand_man]

..

 

[beans100]

Wait, it’s true. Some men here treat women like that. I went FU and got pissed last night.

Those men, that goes to the Pubs without their SO, is probably leaving her at home for a reason. "Fleeing" is the word .

 

[Dave]

 

[Tribs]

Some men can be absolute wankers

Actually - to be honest - I prefer going alone

 

[Tribs]

Someone has to do it.

they always get it wrong - we don't want them to be wankers - we just want them to wank

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[sand_man]

Are you waiting for your order?

 

[LD50]

 

[biometrics]

 

[biometrics]

 

[satanboy]

 

[Dave]

 

[sand_man]

My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong I'm taking her out for tea and biscuits today... It should be quite exciting as she's never given blood before!

 

[sand_man]

I realised my parents preferred my twin brother when they asked me to help blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party!

 

[sand_man]

My wife walked in on an argument between our son and I. When he ran out of the room crying, I turned to the wife and said, "I wish I'd used a condom now." Horrified, she said, "What? You wish our son had never been born?" "No," I replied. "I've got his girlfriend pregnant!"

 

[sand_man]

I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribesman and said, "That lizards really funny!" The tribesman replied, "He's not a lizard. He's a stand up chameleon!"