Because I live alone, and I have nothing to swear at except my cats.
And cats don't give a shit.
And, to be honest, I like to use my brain power to be as absolutely as fucking disgusting as I can possibly be, because their "unsubscribe" link does not work.
I teach these people there is someone out there with no moral boundaries, someone who is infinitely disgusting and evil.... and they just emailed me.
I mean, who else knows what a "merkin" is? Or a Cleveland Steamer?
I go well beyond the call of duty, to invite them to send me shit - (their own poo, that is) samples for me to ingest and return photos and video. If I can come up with something absolutely beyond the boundaries of normalcy, either for them, or for me, I will suggest it.
Amazingly enough, since I started this "horrifying the spammer" campaign, my spam level has dropped significantly.
I guess I got banned.
(All NSFW)