LPW #3: Last Post Wins

[Jings]

Which AI? HAL9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Oh, the irony.

 

[Dave]

Oh, the irony.

You think I didn't know what HAL said?

 

[Jings]

You think I didn't know what HAL said?

Should have knicknamed him scary HAL.

 

[Dave]

Should have knicknamed him scary HAL.

or HAL from Hell

 

[Jings]

or HAL from Hell

You've got a way with names.

 

[Nicholas]

It's the premium way for them to travel. You didn't know that?

Aren't the poltergeese the ones responsible for breaking the radio when they fling it across the room?

 

[Nicholas]

or HAL from Hell

Or <shiver> Clippy.

 

[Jings]

Or Clippy.

Who's Clippy and why does he scare you?

 

[bigAl-sa]

I wouldn't know. Most of the time it just seems to be picking up snippets of overlapping conversations. It's like someone planted bugs in the future and the broken radio picks it up in the present. Actually it might be thoughts too.
One of the voices sounds like AI.

My scary voice?


Or my scared voice?

 

[Dave]

My scary voice?

Not Al, we were talking about AI.

 

[Jings]

My scary voice?


Or my scared voice?

I can't picture you scared.

 

[Jings]

Not Al, we were talking about AI.

Deja-vu all over again.

 

[Dave]

Deja-vu all over again.

Al is confused between AI and AI, when you said AI he thought you meant AI and not AI.

Does that clear it up?

 

[Jings]

Al is confused between AI and AI, when you said AI he thought you meant AI and not AI.

Does that clear it up?

Yes, just like it was cleared up the last time.

 

[Nicholas]

Who's Clippy and why does he scare you?

I hope this doesn't ruin your sleep tonight.

 

[Nicholas]

Al is confused between AI and AI, when you said AI he thought you meant AI and not AI.

Does that clear it up?

You can call me Al?

 

[Jings]

I hope this doesn't ruin your sleep tonight.

Oh, that Clippy. A trip down memory lane. He's not scary at all.

 

[Dave]

You can call me Al?

Just to be sure, do you mean AI or AI?

 

[Jings]

Just to be sure, do you mean AI or AI?

I think he means AI.

 

[Dave]

I think he means AI.

So not AI?