FPOTD

[Rudolph Hart]

Slow day today.

 

[scudsucker]

Tuesday. An inauspicious day, according to batshit astrology.

Tuesday is the day of planet Mars.

So far... OK.

But then:

Shaving on Tuesday is considered inauspicious.... Let us tell you that Wednesday is considered the best day for this.

Do not buy makeup items Tuesday. It is believed that on this day, buying the beauty related stuffs causes a rift in the marital relationship. Monday and Friday are considered the best days for this.

Cutting of nails Tuesday is considered inauspicious. You may face many difficulties by doing this.

Do not quarrel with elder brothers Tuesday. Mars is believed to be related to elder brother. The dispute with brother affects planet Mars in astrology, who may face accident and other problems. Problems in family life might also increase.

Avoid having fish on this day, buying and eating fish Tuesday results in unwanted expenses.

Do not buy or wear dark colored clothes on Tuesday...

Land should not be dug on this day. By doing this, the inauspicious effect of Mars increases....

 

[Rudolph Hart]

So I can’t shave but I’m not allowed to buy makeup either. What do they expect us to do?

 

[Rudolph Hart]

Can I shave yet?

 

[scudsucker]

You may. Not so sure about the make-up, though.

I don't make the rules.

 

[biometrics]

Well

 

[scudsucker]

Is this a record?

Saturday, Sunday and Monday, all in one post.

 

[Rudolph Hart]

Tuesday

 

[Smuggy]

1

 

[scudsucker]

God torsdag

 

[biometrics]

TGIF

 

[Rudolph Hart]

Sunday

 

[scudsucker]

Oh, God, is this Monday already?

 

[Smuggy]

Tuesday..

 

[biometrics]

Wed

 

[Rudolph Hart]

Wed

Divorced this side.

 

[scudsucker]

Two more days to the weekend!

 

[biometrics]

Fri

 

[scudsucker]

Woo-hoo! It is POETS day


(Piss Off Early, Tomorrow’s Saturday.)

 

[Smuggy]

It's Saturday.