Annoying people

[Dave]

Allow me to introduce you to Stalin, Pol Pot and shaka zulu

Adolf says he’s unhappy you didn't introduce him as well.

 

[Sinbad]

Adolf says he’s unhappy you didn't introduce him as well.

He was a lightweight. You see him around much in hell^H^H^H^Hsunderland?

 

[Dave]

He was a lightweight. You see him around much in hell^H^H^H^Hsunderland?

I’ll have to have a look and let you know, he wasn’t there last time I visited though, which must have been 2017ish.

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Those people whom "reply to all" when commenting/ replying on a company-wide e-mail

 

[scudsucker]

To paraphrase Satre, "l'enfer c'est les autres automobilistes"

 

[Paul Hjul]

Genghis Khan
Sorry to any of his descendants who may be reading this, but the dude was not cool.

Dudes been dead for ages yet he is still staying rent free in your head

 

[SauRoN]

I have never used a voice note.

Same team. I have never listened to one either.

If you want to do voice then rather just call me and we can have a synchronous conversation and get it over with.

 

[Düber]

Same team. I have never listened to one either.

If you want to do voice then rather just call me and we can have a synchronous conversation and get it over with.

The worst is when they send one whilst driving and are so distracted that the message gets lost in a long winded ramble.

 

[SauRoN]

The worst is when they send one whilst driving and are so distracted that the message gets lost in a long winded ramble.

Yeah one literally heard this over the shoulder of other people.

“Erm….aaah….ja….CLICK CLICK CLICK indicator noises”.


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[Düber]

My other pet hate is "pseudo-customers."
They will phone you at inconvenient times, say sorry to bother you and then unashamedly ask you for advice so that they can either fix the problem themselves or help somebody else already doing the job for them.

I don't mind helping people but there are limits.

 

[LD50]

right now it's just ppl talking about themselves and all the deaths they know about
I think it's ppl in general. I need a break from other humans but don't know exactly how to achieve that objective with having a fami]ly.
Could do wit`h a long break

 

[satanboy]

People (in groups) who shop together and block an entire aisle.

 

[Düber]

Old people on a Whatsapp group that have just discovered Facebook but not copy/paste yet.
So you land up being bombed with photos of a computer screen at an angle with the resolution of a mosaic floor of things that were perhaps current in 2006.

 

[Düber]

Like this.

 

[satanboy]

Like this.

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Caravan people or FB All Cap morons?

 

[Düber]

Caravan people or FB All Cap morons?

You see, it gets worse...

 

[biometrics]

You see, it gets worse...

It's ALL CAPS on the caravan too!