Weird Products

[Dave]

Apple Launches A Lappie For R280 - Stuff South Africa

Would you buy an Apple-branded cloth for almost R300? If you would, I want to introduce you to Makro, and its R40 multipack of microfibre lappies. Following

stuff.co.za

Rich people like @Spizz will buy one.

 

[satanboy]

Rich people like @Spizz will buy one.

So it isn't aimed at the feeble minded?

 

[Dave]

So it isn't aimed at the feeble minded?

More for rich people and Americans.

 

[Spizz]

Rich people like @Spizz will buy one.

I’ve already got two. One for the reception hall and the other for the drawing room.

 

[Spizz]

I’ve already got two. One for the reception hall and the other for the drawing room.

Oops, I thought you meant the Danny de Vito thing

But those cloths, are they fucking mad?

 

[biometrics]

Oops, I thought you meant the Danny de Vito thing

But those cloths, are they fucking mad?

It has an Apple logo.

 

[Spizz]

It has an Apple logo.

I don't think we understand how much disposable income the Yanks actually have.

 

[scudsucker]

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SPAM onigiri

Pork and egg and tuna mayonnaise?

And Spam?

I'd buy it just to try it. Only one bite, though.

 

[satanboy]

 

[scudsucker]

Doesn't look particularly comfortable, to be honest.

 

[biometrics]

Doesn't look particularly comfortable, to be honest.

Are you saying it's too small?

 

[scudsucker]

Are you saying it's too small?

No, I don't like the cheap nylon lace.

 

[Dave]

I don't think we understand how much disposable income the Yanks actually have.

Or even the rich Scottish colonists at the bottom end of Africa.

 

[satanboy]

Hushme Inc

Hushme Inc

www.gethushme.com

 

[Sinbad]

 

[satanboy]

Arby's makes 80-proof french-fry vodka with garlic, paprika, onion and cayenne

The two limited-edition vodkas are inspired by the fast-food chain's curly fries and crinkle fries.

www.cnet.com

 

[satanboy]

Illegal Chips

Horse, Fugu, and Casu Marzu potato chips: these are the flavors the government doesn’t want you to try!

illegalchips.com

 

[Smuggy]

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[Jings]

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LMAO at the reviews.

 

[scudsucker]

Amazon.com: Uranium Ore : Industrial & Scientific

Amazon.com: Uranium Ore : Industrial & Scientific

www.amazon.com