Weird Products

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[Sonikku]

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While the choice of style is unfortunate (a shark... FFS, do they not think... oh wait.. China), I can see the need for this. Every day, many a dog goes swimming at the beach, Monday to Friday and weekends... People go swim before work close to Blue Peter and the beach in front of Ons Huisie, and they bring Fido along... who runs happily into the sea.

 

[satanboy]

 

[scudsucker]

Don't ask me why I went looking for this, but here is a cheese shaped dildo. Like that's what all women fantasize about. It comes hand crafted from Etsy.

 

[Rudolph Hart]

Don't ask me why I went looking for this, but here is a cheese shaped dildo. Like that's what all women fantasize about. It comes hand crafted from Etsy.

Yeah, but what does it taste like?

 

[biometrics]

Don't ask me why I went looking for this, but here is a cheese shaped dildo. Like that's what all women fantasize about. It comes hand crafted from Etsy.

The bits of missing cheese on the edges will make it kinda rough to use.

 

[scudsucker]

will make it kinda rough to use.

I guess, that's kind of the point.

Also I would hope that it can be (and is) washed after every use.

The manufacturer is German, Germany is Japan's only rival when it comes to completely fucking weird sex stuff.

Maybe South Korea comes in a long way behind in third place.

 

[satanboy]

Stallone Leather Boxing Bag & Gloves | Cielo

Discover Cielo's wide range of premium furniture in South Africa. Find stylish decor for every room. Shop quality & elegance at Cielo now!

www.cielo.co.za

Only weird because it's a furniture store.

 

[scudsucker]

Only weird because it's a furniture store.

Uhm, I can think of quite a number of weird things there, starting with the cost, and moving quickly into the implied celebrity endorsement. Following on by the apparent one-size-fits-all approach to boxing gloves.

 

[satanboy]

 

[satanboy]

 

[scudsucker]

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I can find 90% ethyl alcohol at any Diskem way cheaper than that. Although it only comes in 1 litre plastic bottles, not the 4 litres.

Still cheaper and stronger. I used to use it for a variety of different craft projects, and (mostly) for making cannabis oil as I no longer smoke.

I did try a sip or two but jesus fuck that shit is strong. Still have some, somewhere in my messy house.

 

[Rouxenator]

There is a factory deep in the bowels of China that churns out inflatables. All the inflatables, yes even that one you sick f....k - and it is glorious.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-det...nflatable-horse-inflatable_1600987970631.html

 

[Rouxenator]

For the lady in your life that needs to find a novel use for her face hole.

Silicone V Face Facial Lifter Double Chin Slim Skin Care Tool Firming Expression Exerciser Remove Masseter Muscle Line​

 

[Tribs]

For the lady in your life that needs to find a novel use for her face hole.

Silicone V Face Facial Lifter Double Chin Slim Skin Care Tool Firming Expression Exerciser Remove Masseter Muscle Line​

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There is something else, that will do the trick too.

 

[Rudolph Hart]

There is something else, that will do the trick too.

Her thumb?

 

[scudsucker]

This is not really a product, but a recipe.

Peacock sausage made from peacock offal and stuffed into the peacock's neck.

Feel free to report back if you ever make it

 

[biometrics]

 

[Baxteen]

twinks gota twink I suppose