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Dave

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I work for a software company.
Me: “[Software Company], how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to get my chinchillas spayed and neutered, please.”
Me: “We can’t do that here.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “Because we are a software company.”
Customer: “Oh, why didn’t you say so?”
Me: “I did, when I answered the phone as [Software Company].”
Customer: “Well, I didn’t listen.”
Me: “Sorry?”

@Tribs does get confused at times.
 

biometrics

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I need a worker to do this marketing. Anyone want to suggest a lowly paid family member that can operate a PC or phone?
 

Quetzalovercoatl

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/sniffs

/smells blood on the rain

/approves

go forth my daughter, kill them all who molested and killed them fair horsies

leave none alive, let them die a slow and horrible urk-urk-urk death

now go
 
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