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[Grant]

/sends off proposal and now we wait

Thanks for the proposal, I have a question - which one of us gets to wear the wedding dress?

 

[Tribs]

Thanks for the proposal, I have a question - which one of us gets to wear the wedding dress?

You do darling - you have a much better figure and would look absolutely stunning !!!!

 

[Grant]

You do darling - you have a much better figure and would look absolutely stunning !!!!

Done.
I'm off for a fitting now

 

[Tribs]

Done.
I'm off for a fitting now

Send pics - I need something while we are apart

 

[Grant]

Send pics - I need something while we are apart

 

[Dave]

Nein!!
I've gone big - rhinos

So when Lewis comes knocking you wont answer the door?

 

[Spizz]

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I'm worried that lady will catch a cold. Best she puts a vest on.

 

[Grant]

So when Lewis comes knocking you wont answer the door?

I never said that.
I would hack the door open.

It's just I have a pet project on the go keeping me busy - my cousin's rhino

 

[Grant]

 

[Grant]

 

[satanboy]

/back from ear gauge stretching

 

[biometrics]

/back from ear gauge stretching

Do you hear better now?

 

[satanboy]

Do you hear better now?

huh?
hoe sê?

 

[biometrics]

/sips rum & coke

 

[Quetzalovercoatl]

This Is More Than A Coding Problem

Call Center, Ignoring & Inattentive, Maryland, USA | Right | September 16, 2020

I work for a software company.
Me: “[Software Company], how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to get my chinchillas spayed and neutered, please.”
Me: “We can’t do that here.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “Because we are a software company.”
Customer: “Oh, why didn’t you say so?”
Me: “I did, when I answered the phone as [Software Company].”
Customer: “Well, I didn’t listen.”
Me: “Sorry?”

 

[Grant]

/back from ear gauge stretching

Can we use you as a hula hoop?

 

[biometrics]

Can we use you as a hula hoop?

No, but you might be able to stick a small penis through it.

 

[satanboy]

I only did my left ear initially. So the past 3 (?) times have been my right ear....trying to catch up.

 

[biometrics]

I only did my left ear initially. So the past 3 (?) times have been my right ear....trying to catch up.

How big is the hole?

 

[biometrics]

I only did my left ear initially. So the past 3 (?) times have been my right ear....trying to catch up.

I like tattoos and piercings on a lady, but scarring, branding and holes (?) I don't know... Piercings like nipples or clitoral hood is cool but some like eyebrows, lips, cheeks etc. I don't particularly like.