Punchline PM Message Suggestions

[BloodrayneZA]

As @biometrics and I were chatting through PM after he posted that he was looking for a copywriter to write messages that has a similar trend as the Nando’s advertisements.

As the above, he wants an invitation that will make the invitee go “oooo that looks interesting, let me check it out”.

As most of you are aware, images are disabled in PM and only text messaging is allowed.

So I made a suggestion that the regulars should brainstorm this instead of struggling to find something good. I’m thinking along the lines of everyone here get involved in finding short, sweet and enticing messages.

Then we create a voting poll of all suggestions and vote for the best one to use as a mass marketing invitation message to invite more members to this forum.

What do you say to this? Shall we do it?

 

[biometrics]

Post yours.

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Come on, guys and gals...

@Tribs
@LD50
@satanboy
@Düber
@sand_man
@Jings
@Papa Smurf
@Rudolph Hart
@Grant
@Dave
@spiderz
@Sinbad
@dabean
@Mad_Dog

 

[satanboy]

Need some excitement in your life?
Need more cookies?
Want to discuss anything without the thought police being on your case?
Sick of vindictive moderators?

 

[dabean]

Expelled from the academies for crazy
and publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull?

 

[Düber]

So the Grotto needs a motto?

 

[BloodrayneZA]

So the Grotto needs a motto?

No, a Nando's punchline invitation message to send to members of other forums to invite them over to The Grotto.

Like for example:

Come over to The Grotto, we haz cookies!

 

[LD50]

1. Still here? Thought you at The Grotto
2. Let loose --> at The Grotto
3. Breathe for a change --> at The Grotto

 

[Düber]

"We're just going to chat."
"Open-minded atmosphere where your ideas will be welcomed."
"Are you open-minded or are you set in your ways?" ( A bit negative perhaps)
"The Grotto, simply click here."

 

[spiderz]

Don't come. The Grotto is for smart intellegint people only!

 

[LD50]

Don't come. The Grotto is for smart intellegint people only!

how did you get in?

 

[Spizz]

Come on, guys and gals...

@Tribs
@LD50
@satanboy
@Düber
@sand_man
@Jings
@Papa Smurf
@Rudolph Hart
@Grant
@Dave
@spiderz
@Sinbad
@dabean
@Mad_Dog

I would have contributed but seeing as you left me off the list you can go and get fucked.

 

[spiderz]

how did you get in?

Drove in over the waringing lines with the Land Rover ... duh!

 

[LD50]

I would have contributed but seeing as you left me off the list you can go and get fucked.

Tough words

 

[Jings]

Tough words

Hope not, hoping to follow Spizz's instructions tonight.

 

[BloodrayneZA]

I would have contributed but seeing as you left me off the list you can go and get fucked.

awww come on, I was trying to add as many people as I could. I'm sorry if I forgot you on that list.

 

[Spizz]

awww come on, I was trying to add as many people as I could. I'm sorry if I forgot you on that list.

Only joking. But you won't forget me next time

 

[Spizz]

Hope not, hoping to follow Spizz's instructions tonight.

Oh! Did we have a domination session organised? And, erm, call me master you naughty girl.

 

[biometrics]

Only joking. But you won't forget me next time

/adds "spizz" to swear filter

 

[Jings]

Oh! Did we have a domination session organised? And, erm, call me master you naughty girl.

Nah, organised my own here at home. Thanks for the consideration though. It was quite thoughtful of you.