Post your "Shower Thought" of the Day

[dabean]

how can earth be getting lighter when americans are getting fatter?

They're mostly made of hot air.

 

[satanboy]

Simon Le Bon is 62!
62!!
Sixty fucking TWO!!!

 

[Jings]

Holy shit!

 

[satanboy]

Shower: Me planning the day.
Open laptop: Asked to do colleagues filthy work
FML

 

[Jings]

It's Friday, which is statistically likely to be better because tomorrow is Saturday.

 

[Seldom Bucket]

Have you ever wondered how long it must take a giraffe to throw up...?

 

[Düber]

Why does your phone recognise you straight away when you just want to glance at the notifications, but goes squint when you want it to open fast to do something?

 

[satanboy]

Why does your phone recognise you straight away when you just want to glance at the notifications, but goes squint when you want it to open fast to do something?

Why do you have to press delete 3 times to delete messages? Fucking pisses me off.

 

[Tribs]

Why do you have to press delete 3 times to delete messages? Fucking pisses me off.

This is still bothering you?

 

[satanboy]

This is still bothering you?

Yes. It seems like this function was made for and by morons.

Do you want to delete? - Yes
Are you sure? - Yes
Are you absolutely sure? - No

 

[sand_man]

How often does Apples two factor authentication have you running around the house, looking for that other obscure idevice that happens to be the deceive the verification code is sent to? Fucking gets me every fucking time!!

 

[dabean]

I wonder if ants store scents in a LIFO buffer. I wonder how different it is from the way we store memories.

 

[LD50]

those trailer trash brackenfell whites were my people

 

[satanboy]

Just because I lived somewhere doesn't make them my people...

(never lived in Brackenfell)

my family isn't even my people

 

[LD50]

Just because I lived somewhere doesn't make them my people...

(never lived in Brackenfell)

my family isn't even my people

they were white Afrikaans ppl

 

[Tribs]

We give up our dreams to get through the day

 

[biometrics]

We give up our dreams to get through the day

I like to sleep. Lots of it.

 

[Tribs]

I like to sleep. Lots of it.

I do too - but don't

 

[satanboy]

they were white Afrikaans ppl

and that makes them better than?

 

[LD50]

and that makes them better than?

I never insinuated they were beter than anyone else . Look at your post I replied to.
You mentioned that the place you stay in doesnt make the folks of that area necessarily your ppl... and I agree on that.

I'm saying they are my ppl cause I'm also white afrikaans.And I'm embarrassed at their behaviour regardless of the fact that EFF are nutters.
Surely you understand???