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dabean

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It's weird to think that the sun is always below us, like the Earth is always below the ISS.

After that is probably Sagittarius A* and after that is The Great Attractor.

I had a trip where I went deeper than that and time only moved where I didn't look.

Strange place we're in.

I'm properly stoned if you didn't guess.
 

LD50

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Why do men have boobies? Like why have them at all?
 

NObanana4you

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I was wondering why they dont make a Shazam app for bird calls where it identifies the kind of bird making the call. Could also identify between the Male and female sounds?
 

Sinbad

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I was wondering why they dont make a Shazam app for bird calls where it identifies the kind of bird making the call. Could also identify between the Male and female sounds?
Good idea! Go for it :)
 

Düber

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I was wondering why they dont make a Shazam app for bird calls where it identifies the kind of bird making the call. Could also identify between the Male and female sounds?

Some inspiration.

 

Papa Smurf

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If you're gonna fart in front of me please have the decency to lie on your back, throw your legs in the air, feet behind you ears and light the fart.
It is a beautiful orange/blue flame

Works very well in tracksuit pants
 

BloodrayneZA

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If you're gonna fart in front of me please have the decency to lie on your back, throw your legs in the air, feet behind you ears and light the fart.
It is a beautiful orange/blue flame

Works very well in tracksuit pants
hahahaha I have never lighted a fart before and would love to try it. Lol
 

Papa Smurf

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hahahaha I have never lighted a fart before and would love to try it. Lol
Never?
Its awesome
Thank me later
Cotton tracksuit pants, no polyester please, it goes up in flames
If you dont own any then plain cotton underwear also works
Dont do it naked, I once had a backdraft and the flame when up my hole and it singed all my hairs off, was very itchy until the hair grew back again.
 

Papa Smurf

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Don't, you will burn your tender bits. My sister did it once when she was a teenager, trust me just don't.
It's not that bad, just a little itchy for 2 weeks or so. The flame is very quick, like when you burn all your arm hairs off at a braai. Theres no flesh burn, just a stinky hair burn.
In this case mixed with a burnt fart as well

Not pleasing but its a great campfire trick after a few beers for the friends kids, they love it
 
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