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[Seldom Bucket]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

 

[satanboy]

Why do the oldies like going to funerals?
Is it all the free food or single people?

 

[Tribs]

Why do the oldies like going to funerals?
Is it all the free food or single people?

It is to see who is left and have a good skinner

 

[satanboy]

Why whenever someone speaks, do I think of the most inappropriate things to say?

 

[Tribs]

Why whenever someone speaks, do I think of the most inappropriate things to say?

You like to make them feel awkward ?

 

[Jings]

Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day.

 

[satanboy]

Most people look forward to retirement after +/-40 years of working. So why do some people immediately come back to work the next month after retirement?

 

[spiderz]

Most people look forward to retirement after +/-40 years of working. So why do some people immediately come back to work the next month after retirement?

one of 2 things normally, 1. No hobbies, so they get bored. 2. They Finally figure out that they'll have to spent all of their retirment with their wife.

 

[Tribs]

one of 2 things normally, 1. No hobbies, so they get bored. 2. They Finally figure out that they'll have to spent all of their retirment with their wife.

Money and boredom. But yes - the spouse is a huge factor too

 

[Dave]

one of 2 things normally, 1. No hobbies, so they get bored. 2. They Finally figure out that they'll have to spent all of their retirment with their wife.

You forgot 3. They enjoy tormenting SB so much they can't stay away.

 

[satanboy]

You forgot 3. They enjoy tormenting SB so much they can't stay away.

I am special, but not that special.

 

[Dave]

I am special, but not that special.

You should ask them, just to be sure.

 

[satanboy]

You should ask them, just to be sure.

They told me to fuck off. Guess it is true.

 

[sand_man]

What's the point of the bees defensive mechanism if using it results in the death of the one it is meant to protect?

@satanboy Sent from my GM1910 using Tapatalk

 

[satanboy]

MaybEE it just wants a better phone.

 

[dabean]

What's the point of the bees defensive mechanism if using it results in the death of the one it is meant to protect?

@satanboy Sent from my GM1910 using Tapatalk

The defensive response of the honeybee Apis mellifera | Journal of Experimental Biology | The Company of Biologists

jeb.biologists.org

It looks complicated. One thing I learned from that is that mostly older bees sting, might read further later.

 

[Sinbad]

What's the point of the bees defensive mechanism if using it results in the death of the one it is meant to protect?

@satanboy Sent from my GM1910 using Tapatalk

It's to defend the hive not the individual

 

[Dave]

It's to defend the hive not the individual

resistance is futile...

 

[satanboy]

resistance is futile...

 

[biometrics]

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Got a robot for that.