Plans for today

[Nicholas]

Sounds like a lovely day

Compared to that of most people it's a holiday. I remains to be seen whether I'll be too lazy to do anything but the bare essentials, though. ☺

 

[satanboy]

Sounds soupy





Never mix the two up.

 

[Nicholas]

Oh, I did that deliberately: for my own amusement, and to see whether anyone would pick up on it and comment.

 

[satanboy]

 

[Urist]

My girlfriend baked me muffins and donuts this morning for lunch at work.
tonight she'd going to hug my penis with her vagina.
think I might be in love

 

[satanboy]

My girlfriend baked me muffins and donuts this morning for lunch at work.
tonight she'd going to hug my penis with her vagina.
think I might be in love

Is she chained to the kitchen? What time did she start making these delicacies?

 

[Urist]

Is she chained to the kitchen? What time did she start making these delicacies?

Don't know
Woke up and when I got to the kitchen it looked and smelt like a goddamn bakery
tiny little donuts and muffins everywhere.... i`d post a pic of my lunchbox but all that's left is some carnation treat on the sides.
she's in the scary zone of the hot/cazy scale, but that's the right kind of crazy for me. think she's a keeper

 

[Papa Smurf]

Don't know
Woke up and when I got to the kitchen it looked and smelt like a goddamn bakery
tiny little donuts and muffins everywhere.... i`d post a pic of my lunchbox but all that's left is some carnation treat on the sides.
she's in the scary zone of the hot/cazy scale, but that's the right kind of crazy for me. think she's a keeper

Cute
i had the same and it was amazing, enjoy the treats
then the bitch dumped me 3 years later
good luck

 

[spiderz]

Cute
i had the same and it was amazing, enjoy the treats
then the bitch dumped me 3 years later
good luck

Wait!
Is it not maybe the same one!

 

[Urist]

Cute
i had the same and it was amazing, enjoy the treats
then the bitch dumped me 3 years later
good luck

Going to be the best 3 years of my life

 

[Urist]

So I kinda adopted a family
28 year old, 9, 5 and 2

the muffins were pretty great

 

[Papa Smurf]

^

When I was 42 I started dating my ex at 27 and she has a 7yr old son.
Was awesome, but never again

Good Luck @Urist , you're gonna need it

 

[Papa Smurf]

Plans for today?
mmmm, was gonna go to Theewaterskloof Dam and spend a night in my caravan but I see we have more rain coming tomorrow so will rather go up on Thursday for a night or 2
Today just gonna chill and do some cleaning and then play some PC gaming

 

[Smuggy]

2 quarts and some left over braai for lunch then back to bed. Work tonight at 10..

 

[Tribs]

2 quarts and some left over braai for lunch then back to bed. Work tonight at 10..

Good luck

 

[Urist]

^

When I was 42 I started dating my ex at 27 and she has a 7yr old son.
Was awesome, but never again

Good Luck @Urist , you're gonna need it

Yeah no,
Turned out she was a junkie, thought she was just bipolar... turned out the highs and lows was because of mandrax and meth. Came home early one day to a drug den...
My next girlfriend will be uglier than me and the same age.... but most importantly normal. Will give the single life a few more years though.
Sad part is the kids though.... dropped them off at their grandmother, but it looks like they'll have to be raised by the system.

 

[Papa Smurf]

Yeah no,
Turned out she was a junkie, thought she was just bipolar... turned out the highs and lows was because of mandrax and meth. Came home early one day to a drug den...
My next girlfriend will be uglier than me and the same age.... but most importantly normal. Will give the single life a few more years though.
Sad part is the kids though.... dropped them off at their grandmother, but it looks like they'll have to be raised by the system.

Oh no, so sorry to hear this
better now soon in the relationship I guess than much later in life.

Welcome to the single life, I've been doing it for 37 months now