Measure your poo today

[Smuggy]

Gets turned into heat.

 

[Papa Smurf]

Protein broken down into amino acids and sugars and absorbed into your system, then put to use.

I love it when you speak geek to me

 

[Smuggy]

600g.... Do we have a leaderboard..?

 

[Papa Smurf]

600g.... Do we have a leaderboard..?

You have just won the competition
Congratulations
Please PM @Wanita and @Elouise your shipping address for the Grotto Hoodie

 

[Papa Smurf]

600g.... Do we have a leaderboard..?

So by definition, you could now take a 600 gram cock up your bum and it wouldnt hurt

 

[slayer]

So by definition, you could now take a 600 gram cock up your bum and it wouldnt hurt

Stop reading the urban dictionary for these kak definitions...

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[Smuggy]

600g.... Do we have a leaderboard..?

So by definition, you could now take a 600 gram cock up your bum and it wouldnt hurt

Well I guess if it was about the thickness of my finger and about a meter long...

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Stop reading the urban dictionary for these kak definitions...

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By now you should know he’s talking shit bec he’s not had a shit yet

 

[Smuggy]

300g...

 

[Papa Smurf]

Are you okes seriously weighing your turds?
Standard Tupperware bowl or what?

 

[slayer]

Are you okes seriously weighing your turds?
Standard Tupperware bowl or what?

Jirre..

Weigh yourself before, druk die drol uit and weigh yourself after...

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[Papa Smurf]

Jirre..

Weigh yourself before, druk die drol uit and weigh yourself after...

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aaaaah that makes more sense

 

[Papa Smurf]

sometimes i go #1 when i #2
so the figures arent going to be dead accurate
should i #1 into an empty beer glass and then hold that in my hand when I weigh myself the 2nd time ?

 

[LCBXX]

Are you okes seriously weighing your turds?
Standard Tupperware bowl or what?

That's how I do it. I have one the fits very nicely in the bowl. The only downside is the unbearable smell some days.

Others say they weigh themselves and such; not sure how they do this?

 

[LCBXX]

600g.... Do we have a leaderboard..?

I achieved my personal best this morning with 400g. Then my 63KG wife had a go and shame my effort with 600g. I'm still coming to terms..

 

[Papa Smurf]

I achieved my personal best this morning with 400g. Then my 63KG wife had a go and shamed my effort with 600g. I'm still coming to terms..

Proof that women are more full of shit than men

 

[BloodrayneZA]

Proof that women are more full of shit than men

Thanks lol

 

[Smuggy]

100g...

 

[Papa Smurf]

100g...

That's like a can of tuna or something

 

[sand_man]

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving!