LPW 30: A Last Experiment

[Lara]

Um....ok. What would you like?

Whatever you are having.

 

[Nicholas]

The only one I know carries a ban hammer.

Do they use that to eject noisy people from the library?

 

[Lara]

Not for long. I'll be dead.

Say, "Not today".

 

[Nicholas]

Whatever you are having.

Will you be satisfied with coffee? Do you take milk and sugar? If so, how much?

 

[Lara]

Do they use that to eject noisy people from the library?

Yeah. The annoying and load.

 

[Nicholas]

Say, "Not today".

Um...

Not today.

 

[biometrics]

I read something yesterday in which someone is described as standing with their hands on their hips while holding a sheaf of documents.

And?

 

[Lara]

Will you be satisfied with coffee? Do you take milk and sugar? If so, how much?

White and two spoons.

 

[Lara]

Um...

Not today.

Cool. You're safe.

 

[Nicholas]

White and two spoons.

Thanks. I am still waiting to use the kitchen [ social distancing and two person rule applies]. Once I have made it, I'll place it in The Teleporter, and you can send the co-ordinates to which you want your coffee delivered.

 

[Nicholas]

Cool. You're safe.

What about tomorrow?

 

[Lara]

And?

Don't you want to know what she used to hold the documents?

 

[Nicholas]

And?

Well....I didn't think that that was physically possible. Sloppy editing?

 

[Lara]

What about tomorrow?

Tomorrow is a mystery.

 

[Nicholas]

Don't you want to know what she used to hold the documents?

Perhaps she is a Hindu goddess?

 

[Lara]

Perhaps she is a Hindu goddess?

I knew there was a reasonable explanation.

 

[Nicholas]

@Lara: You can also send delivery co-ordinates for your coffee to The Teleporter now so that it is sent as soon as put the mug of coffee into it. That way, you still get what you asked for even if you need to disappear for a while.

 

[biometrics]

Don't you want to know what she used to hold the documents?

Kinky?

 

[Nicholas]

Kinky?

Like this:

 

[Lara]

Kinky?

The answer is censored.