LPW 15: Last Pasta Wins

[Nicholas]

Screaming, wailing and gnashing of teeth. The end is nigh.
Just kidding, it's only some kid at the mall.

I can lay off of the sackcloth and ashes, then?

 

[Nicholas]

I will not lie - a part of me wondered what falling would be like

It's over far too soon.

 

[Nicholas]

I hate them more than alien pods.

What are your views on ear pods?

 

[Jings]

That I have a job is not a given. I'm lucky to have one at all. I'm surprised that my employer would keep me on just to read tender advertisements while they could just hear about tenders over the local grapevine.

No, I wouldn't say so. Sorry.

Maybe your employer really wants it in a spreadsheet. The grapevine isn't equipped with Excel.

Why are you sorry?

 

[Tribs]

It's over far too soon.

Probably

 

[Jings]

I can lay off of the sackcloth and ashes, then?

If it's not moving, why not.

 

[Jings]

/awakens

 

[biometrics]

Po as t

 

[spiderz]

meh

 

[Jings]

Good morning geniuses. What's in the agenda for today?

 

[satanboy]

Good morning geniuses. What's in the agenda for today?

 

[spiderz]

sexy blonds in bikini's?

 

[Jings]

Got a date with a bikini girl carrying a flame thrower?

 

[spiderz]

Got a date with a bikini girl carrying a flame thrower?

It's a HOT date

 

[Jings]

It's a HOT date

Funny bunny

 

[Jings]

Watch the clock!

 

[biometrics]

Watch the clock!

Saved by 1 minute.

 

[Nicholas]

Maybe your employer really wants it in a spreadsheet. The grapevine isn't equipped with Excel.

Why are you sorry?

I am sorry that I don't have something more positive to tell you.

 

[Jings]

Saved by 1 minute.

Wow. We should be more careful.

 

[Nicholas]

Probably

And then you go splat.