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Gee! I could go on forever and most would not believe the stories behind these three, but I have people that know me that can back it all up.... 1) I once held 1kg of pure uncut Coke in my hand. 2) I was arrested the night before a Matric Final paper 3) I once had a bottle smashed over my head...

I is me, you know where to find me..... A few years back a customer summoned me to the coffe shop, a tourist, on getting there he introduced himself as ABC and told by XYZ to come seek me out as he knew me from MyBB... So I is me, no frills, straight to the point and too old to give a fuck...

I know too many people to live a lie! :cautious:

Also with them, no issue!

Don't forget the apple....

South West Atlantic you say? :unsure: Guess I will have to curb the size of me braaifires now! :cautious:

Aaaaaaghhhhhh ! Had to call the Bank manager who is in quarantine...... "Why the Fuck is your cleaner wandering around on my shop floor?" , I demanded..... "What! He is in isolation but went to the Bank quickly to fetch something....... he should'nt be in the store....." , he responded... I am...

You could always chop the bodies into cubes, marinade them for forty eight hours (This is the important part) , then skewer the cubes and invite that messed up Smurf oke over for a braai! :unsure: On a sidenote , I find a curry marinade smothers the taste of the meat! You don;t want to do that!

What would you want to do here? It's just tons of sand where we hide the bodies!

What? Are you mad? :rolleyes: You know I will shower you with booze when we one day meet up in a pub, you and that Smurf oke and a few other braaibastaards!

Oh! All five cases are customers of mine........ what could possibly go wrong?>

Well let me tell you how it all went rapidly South up here.... In the space of 72 hours, The virus closed down, The Private Hospital, The State Clinic, A Big Guest Lodge, The Government Junior School and The Government High School, The Local Town Council and The Bank on the other side of the...

Always game for a camp , please let me know as I need to repatriate my draught machine that is in Ouma's garage in the Helderberg.... This camp will involve swimming a river at midnight...... :unsure:

As some of you might know, we got a new GSD, I took him down to the river this past week, first time he had seen so much water... Anyhow, our little town has a pet pic competition running over on FB, Please vote for my kid's dog.....Moose... The Link is at:

What? Does he think he can ban our booze and cigs also? Where does it end? :rolleyes:

Stupid Greenland! Need to find some other place to go for my yearly vacation....... :unsure:

What's Going on in Here.? Is this a braai thread? :unsure:

Been on weekly split shifts from work, I take my team of 45 in on Monday for the week, then my partner takes his shift the following week, never shall the two meet.....costing an arm and a leg... But on my off week, I go for walks on the beach or down to the river, braai and try to stay away...

I think I has it the past week, but after all the years of waking up with a moerofa babalaas it feels like fokol, so COronabitch take a backseat to the mother of feeling shit, Jagermeister and jameson! You slut!