Recent content by scudsucker

And first!

Last!

Monday again!

Thanks for that advice. I have been pondering getting one for a while. The Marcato looks perfect for my limited needs.

Do you make it yourself? I have a pasta making attachment for my KitchenAid mixer, but I tend to make tortolini or casunziei (half moon) because I don't have a ravioli mixer attachment, when I choose to make a stuffed pasta. I should buy one. I mean, it is cheating, and somewhere, some Italian...

Speaking of fish.... I was on another forum discussing Alpaca sex, which is extraordinary in that the male deposits directly into the uterus, rather the vagina, with a huge level of pain for his Alpaca lady. (Alpaca sex is a normal thing to chat about, right? Right?) But that is not what I am...

It kind of is the weekend now. I wasted 1 May watching movies in bed. This series of Wes Anderson produced Roald Dhal stories is worth a day in bed. Weird and excellent. https://www.netflix.com/watch/81388090

i like the Ceres Steam train, but I booked an entire carriage on the normal train for less than R500 to transport my friends to my birthday party, and yes, they sell alcohol but no, I am not paying as much as they charge to get to Elgin Railway market to go to Simonstown, when I could just pay R27.

I can't recall if we have a US Politics thread, and I can't be arsed to look, so I instead bring you some mind-boggling stupidity on the right side of the debate. Nappies for Trump. (Well, diapers, as they are called in the USA) A seemingly adult is wearing a nappy in support of a man who...

I don't think this really qualifies as a market, but was unsure where else to put it. DIY chocolate bar manufacture. How to please both your kids and your ex-wife at the very same time! I mean, she might be concerned about the tooth-rotting possibilities, but CHOCOLATE!!! Made by her children...

I just buy mine from Adult World. Close, convenient. Wait... oh shit, did I just reveal my fetish?

In the spirit of data poisoning: I proffer the lyrics of one of my favoutite songs from my misbehaving youth. Beck, "Loser": In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the...

I have one! But you wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada.

A pinch and a punch for the first of the month!

The logic is "divide by 1". You have something, and you are sharing it with just you. Divide by 2, you are giving half of something to someone else. Divide by zero means you'd not have something. You can't share it because you don't have it to share. Because you, as zero, cannot have any...